So yeah..... the new Mickey Mouse look they've made for the upcoming Wii game....makes him look like he's on a  2-day bender and is looking for an 8-ball at 3:00AM

Walt Disney Co. studio chief Dick Cook, whose studio has come under intense scrutiny of late for the quality of its films, held a staff meeting yesterday to say that he was resigning.

When asked why he was stepping down, Cook replied… “Because I refuse to take the blame for this Mickey Mouse operation!”

written by mr.j 2009 (c)

Honestly, when did mouth-breathing-barbaric-louses use the computer so
much that we make Bill Gates look like an Amish Ted Kaczynski?

Look, this pixilated intellectual prism is populated by a parade of
texting, tweeting, twittering, bulletins, blogs, blurbs, black
berries, black boards, e-mails, and g-mails.

For Christ's sake, this human collective's blindly acquisitive nature
of asinine antics has elicited the intrusive perpetuation of the term
'login' more than Paul Bunion at a Lumber Jack Convention.

Listen folks, nowadays the cyberspace-Stargate has reconfigured the
molecular structure of the basic rules of human discourse.

What I'm saying is, banality of banter flourishes like a Blue Angel
soaring through social-stratospheric-chat-fests and caroming off
intergalactic solar plexuses of vastly vacant headed vernacular.

Truth be told, acronyms have stormed the beaches of conversations
resonating from the deepest part of my skull to the pillars of
Hercules to the café at the fucking Thunder Dome okay.

Face it, sump-sucking conversations orchestrate more mouse clicks than
when Mickey tap danced while speaking Ethiopian with a pocket full of
Tic Tacs.

Larry King said he's got a great show in store for his viewers tonight . Old time actor Mickey Rooney and veteran CBS News commentator Andy Rooney .  Mickey discusses his 88 years in show business, his 8 marriages, and the thousand's of young Hollywood starlets he made love to .  Andy promises not to be boring either as he shows off his vast collection of thumb tacks, paper clips,  jars of old buttons, rusty keys, and Indian Head pennies .  ...............................................................................................(kascha-whitney)

A Pennsylvania woman who called 911 to report that she and her daughter had been abducted was charged with making a false report and identity theft after police found the pair at  Disney World.  Police became suspicious when the woman reported that she and her daughter had been kidnapped by Mickey Mouse and Goofy.

Allwine will be buried in his favorite suit, tie, and three-sizes-too-small cotton briefs.

A 1952 Mickey Mantle baseball card has been auctioned for $121,000. You can tell it's authentic, because it still smells like cheap bourbon.

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran is highly angered that a character named 'The Ayatollah' appears in the Mickey Rourke film, 'The Wrestler' and that it insults Islam. Said Mickey, "That's great! I thought he'd slam me for being a shmuck over the past 20 years!"

I recently read an article that said Mickey Mouse was an anti-Semite. So I guess Mickey Mouse wasn’t short for Mikhal Mouscwicz. And now we know why goofy had such a big nose.