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SillyWilly
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Couple in Custody Battle Over Monkey

By: SillyWilly  (M)
Submitted: Feb 8, 2010
Category: News  
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Virginia

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Couple in Custody Battle Over Monkey

Eli a 13 pound, 11 month old chimp is a perfect example of how divorce tears families apart. His parents Michael Casey and Virginia Valbuena of Sarasota, are involved in a vicious paternity suit.

Michael, the daddy, is suing his ex-wife Virginia, the mommy, for custody of Eli. Michael claims that she stole the chimp from his monkey farm in Missouri and he questions her fitness as a parent.

Michael wants to have DNA testing to prove the chimp is his. I personally think it looks just like him.

 


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Dr. Conrad Murray

By: Xan  (C)
Submitted: Feb 8, 2010
Category: Entertainment  
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Michael Jackson

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Dr. Conrad Murray is now charged with manslaughter in the death of Michael Jackson. As he was escorted into the courthouse, someone from the crowd shouted "murderer". It turned out that the guy shouting was Republican member Joe Wilson.


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Drill, baby, drill.

By: Sean Lee (M)
Submitted: Feb 8, 2010
Category: News  
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Dick Cheney

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The orbital Cassini probe detected what is most likely a large body of water on one of Saturn’s moon. Dick Cheney said to call him if they find oil.  

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Water on Saturn.

By: Sean Lee (M)
Submitted: Feb 8, 2010
Category: News  
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Space

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The orbital Cassini probe detected what is most likely a large body of water on one of Saturn’s moon. What surprised scientists most, they said, is that it’s actually right next to a Starbucks.

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And you thought your flight sucked.

By: Sean Lee (M)
Submitted: Feb 8, 2010
Category: News  
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Airport

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A body was discovered in the wheel well of a NY-to-Tokyo flight today. Health officials are trying to determine if the man died of hypothermia. Or plain old airline food. 

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Webster Rerun

By: Hunter Downs (M)
Submitted: Feb 7, 2010
Category: Entertainment  
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I understand that Michael Jackson might be digitally inserted into the new We Are The World video.I'm sure Michael was quite familiar with inserting his digits. 


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Michael Jackson in 3D

By: Blanco Basura (M)
Submitted: Feb 7, 2010
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Michael Jackson

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Michael Jackson in 3D

The Concert Film about the late Michael Jackson's comeback tour, This Is It, was a top box office hit in 2009, and in the first week released to the home video market, the DVD and Blu-ray Disc shot to number one in sales.

This is mainly due to newly added 3D portion that, according to most consumers, "Makes you feel that he is actually in your child's pants"!


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Chris Martin: Cheney and the Portuguese Water Boarding Dog

By: Chris Martin (C)
Submitted: Feb 6, 2010
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Dick Cheney

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"Dick Cheney is going out on Halloween night dressed as the Ghost of Torture Past." Richmond, Virginia stand-up comedian Chris Martin discusses David Letterman, the Obama's Portuguese Water Boarding dog, Mel Gibson, Jon Goselin, Michael Moore, Sarah Palin, Teddy Kennedy, Balloon Boy, Meghan McCain, Billy Ray and Miley Cyrus, Lisa Lampanelli and Artie Lange at Paradox Comedy's Motel Hell October 29, 2009. He's introduced by Jesse Wiley and Thomas George.

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Michael Jackson's doctor charged with manslaughter

By: SillyWilly  (M)
Submitted: Feb 6, 2010
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Michael Jackson

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Michael Jackson's doctor charged with manslaughter

LOS ANGELES - Michael Jackson's doctor Dr. Conrad Murray could be charged with manslaughter.

 

Isn’t Michael Jackson and manslaughter an oxymoron?

 


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Happy Trails To You Michael Jackson

By: SillyWilly  (M)
Submitted: Feb 6, 2010
Category: Entertainment  
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Michael Jackson

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Happy Trails To You Michael Jackson

With all the talk about Michael Jackson's doctor Dr. Conrad Murray being charged with manslaughter many people are talking about having Michael Jackson’s remains frozen like Ted Williams and Walt Disney.

What they should do for Michael is what Roy Rogers did when his horse Trigger died. They had him stuffed and on display at his “Happy Trails Ranch”.

Michael might look a lot better stuffed and on display at his “Neverland Ranch”. Probably not as good as Trigger though.

 


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