Chicago Bears linebacker Hunter Hillenmeyer has pledged to donate his brain to science. They can pick it up anytime they want.

...Evangelical pastor Ted Haggard claims he is now free from homosexual tendencies thanks to an over the counter medication.  He credits the change to his use of the Bristol-Meyer product "Been-Gay." 

According to USA Today, Stpehanie Meyer authored the top four best selling books of 2009.   The Bible, of course, is the best-selling book of all time.  But think how many more copies could have been sold if Jesus was a vampire. 

The Allstate Sugar Bowl was this weekend, with the Florida Gators beating the Cincinnati Bearcats 51-24.  Florida knew that the Sugar Bowl was Tim Tebow's last game, and possibly Urban Meyer's last game, so this game meant everything to Florida.  However, Cincinnati thought that the Sugar Bowl was their pregame meal.

This is not supposed to be a Chicago Bears joke, it's supposed to be about the Cincinnati Bearcats.

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Urban Meyer changed his mind and will instead take a leave of absence from coaching the Florida Gators.. Rumors are circulating that he's eyeing an NFL job and plans to relocate to Dallas.... Friends and family have started calling him Urban Cowboy..

Florida football coach Urban Meyer, who had resigned for health and family reasons, changed his mind 20 hours later after an emotional team meeting,  an hour of practice, and a telephone conversation with Brett Favre.

Urban Meyer steps down at Florida due to a reported condition of the aorta.  Looks like he just doesn’t have the heart to coach anymore….

...Meyer Levy, a former Rabbi who renounced his faith in the 1980's, has been re-doctrinated back into the Hebrew faith.  When asked how it felt to enter a synogogue after all this time, Meyer replied, "Rejewvenated." 

Alabama leaped over Florida in the Top 25 AP Poll. Urban Meyer said he hasn't been treated this unfairly since his mom named him.