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Bears LB Gives Brain to Science

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Feb 3, 2010
Category: Sports  
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Chicago Bears

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Chicago Bears linebacker Hunter Hillenmeyer has pledged to donate his brain to science. They can pick it up anytime they want.


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miracles

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Jan 28, 2010
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
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...Evangelical pastor Ted Haggard claims he is now free from homosexual tendencies thanks to an over the counter medication.  He credits the change to his use of the Bristol-Meyer product "Been-Gay." 


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Stephanie Meyer's vampire saga books best sellers of 2009

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Jan 18, 2010
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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According to USA Today, Stpehanie Meyer authored the top four best selling books of 2009.   The Bible, of course, is the best-selling book of all time.  But think how many more copies could have been sold if Jesus was a vampire. 


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Allstate Sugar Bowl - Cincinnati was confused

By: Alex Schubert (C)
Submitted: Jan 4, 2010
Category: Sports  
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The Allstate Sugar Bowl was this weekend, with the Florida Gators beating the Cincinnati Bearcats 51-24.  Florida knew that the Sugar Bowl was Tim Tebow's last game, and possibly Urban Meyer's last game, so this game meant everything to Florida.  However, Cincinnati thought that the Sugar Bowl was their pregame meal.

This is not supposed to be a Chicago Bears joke, it's supposed to be about the Cincinnati Bearcats.

 


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Obama

By: Rhose Little (V)
Submitted: Dec 29, 2009
Category: Blogs  
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Here's a custom essays about Obama:

If Obama had half a brain, his butt would be lopsided.
Tip o'the hat to Luke
 
President Obama is to statesmanship as an Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
Tip o'the hat to Henry
 
Q. What is Barack Obama's favorite lunch meat? 
A. Mao Tse Tongue.
Tip o'the hat to Meyer
 
The aliens forgot to remove Obama's anal probe.
Tip o'the hat to Elliott
 
If Barack Obama had been the Commander in Chief of the Sioux and the Cheyenne, George Armstrong Custer would have died of old age.
Tip o'the hat to Dwight
 
Q. Why was Obama staring at the frozen orange juice can? 
A. It said "concentrate".
Tip o'the hat to Anita
 
America is the china shop; Obama is the bull.
Tip o'the hat to H. L. Mencken
 
Q. What would you get if you crossed Albert Einstein with Barack Obama?
A. E = MC Hammer
Tip o'the hat to Stanley

Q. Why did President Obama feel it was necessary for him to apologize to the world and to degrade the United States?
A.  Jimmy Carter had laryngitis.
Tip o'the hat to Poetsarena.com

Barack Obama told Oprah Winfrey that he deserves to get a "good, solid B-plus" for his first year as President. He also claimed that Bo, the White House dog, ate the economy.
Tip o'the hat to Angela

Obamatopia: Where Soup Plantations are being replaced by soup kitchens.
Tip o'the hat to Herbert


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Make Up Your Mind Coach..

By: Steve Etzkorn (M)
Submitted: Dec 28, 2009
Category: Sports  
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Urban Meyer changed his mind and will instead take a leave of absence from coaching the Florida Gators.. Rumors are circulating that he's eyeing an NFL job and plans to relocate to Dallas.... Friends and family have started calling him Urban Cowboy..


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Meyer expects to be leading Gators in '10

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Dec 27, 2009
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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Brett Favre

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Florida football coach Urban Meyer, who had resigned for health and family reasons, changed his mind 20 hours later after an emotional team meeting,  an hour of practice, and a telephone conversation with Brett Favre.


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No Heart?...

By: Ian Sanetee (M)
Submitted: Dec 26, 2009
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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Florida

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Urban Meyer steps down at Florida due to a reported condition of the aorta.  Looks like he just doesn’t have the heart to coach anymore….


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faith

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Nov 17, 2009
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
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...Meyer Levy, a former Rabbi who renounced his faith in the 1980's, has been re-doctrinated back into the Hebrew faith.  When asked how it felt to enter a synogogue after all this time, Meyer replied, "Rejewvenated." 


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Alabama Passes Florida

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Oct 18, 2009
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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Florida

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Alabama leaped over Florida in the Top 25 AP Poll. Urban Meyer said he hasn't been treated this unfairly since his mom named him.
 


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