Mexico extradited 11 fugitives to the United States on Saturday, putting 2009’s total Mexico-to-U.S. extraditions at 100 — the highest yearly level ever. 

When asked for comment, Rush Limbaugh was quoted as saying: “So, is that what we’re calling illegal immigration now?” 

Mexico evacuates thousands ahead of hurricane...Mexican water"evacuates" thousands more...

Residents are urged to seek shelter and stock up on food, water, and Imodium AD.  

Mexico now has one of the world's most liberal laws for drug users after eliminating jail time for small amounts of marijuana, cocaine and even heroin, LSD and methamphetamine.  In related news, Mexican officials are reporting a large influx of  illegal immigrants from the United States.

 The beers at this summit were Molson and Corona.

Strange isn't it--a three-way without Bill Clinton.  

The iTunes Music Store is finally available in Mexico. Apple says American users should stay clear of the Mexican version, unless they want their computer to get diarrhea.

This comes two weeks after they had shut down the same beach because allegedly seawater was stolen.

In Mexico, gunmen open fired at a popular taco stand, killing two people. An eye witness commented, “That's the first time I shit myself before I ate.”

The singer's death left coverage lacking for other noteworthy news events:

1.  Six GOP governors admit to orgy ring based in Madrid, Spain.

2.  Jay Leno admitted to "Hospital for the Morose" in Carlsbad, New Mexico.

3.  Angelina Jolie adopts a village of 189 children. Father Jon Voight now regrets having had sex. Hillary ecstatic. Elbow healing well.

4.  Obama appoints last Russian Czar. Will oversee caviar usage at White House.

5.  McDonald's to introduce RONALD, a new car that runs on fat.