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 Tiger Woods met with Barack Obama, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton today . They had an informal meeting with Tiger in what appeared to be a trip to the woodshed for the wayward golf star . Sharpton told Woods, " This don't look good 'cause you is a role model for our young people. " Jackson added , " Yeah, that be right you, always be messin' with those White Ho's . " Finally Obama jumped in to say, " Look Tiger, I'm not telling you what to do with your personal life, but can you promise me one thing ? " " What's that Mr. President ? " said Tiger . " On Martin Luther King Day I want you to be seen with a wholesome looking Black Lady instead of that White trash you've been running around with, Okay ? " Woods thought for a moment and then replied, " Would it be alright if I got me a Mexican girl or a dark skin Filipino lady instead Mr. President ? "
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