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Sean Lee
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Sucks to drive a Toyota. Especially into a highway divider.

By: Sean Lee (M)
Submitted: Jan 27, 2010
Category: News  
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Toyota is stopping production on its Camrys and Corrolas. Faulty gas pedals are getting stuck when pressed causing fatal accidents. On the plus side, sales of helmets and bubble-wrap body suits have skyrocketed.

With millions of Corollas and Camrys off the road, where are people supposed to do all their text messaging?

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Mets Ponder Sheets, Smoltz

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Jan 26, 2010
Category: Sports  
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The New York Mets are considering signing catcher Yorvit Torrealba and pitchers Ben Sheets and John Smoltz, mainly because that's who is left.


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Mets Pursue Wang

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Jan 24, 2010
Category: Sports  
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Mets are interested in Chien-Ming Wang. The Mets are impressed by his velocity, control, and history of constant injury.


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Mets Play in Puerto Rico

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Jan 21, 2010
Category: Sports  
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Major League Baseball has agreed to move a three-game series between the Mets and Marlins to San Juan. They'll be the second and third best teams in Puerto Rico.


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Bengie Molina Rejects Mets

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Jan 20, 2010
Category: Sports  
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Catcher Bengie Molina rejected the New York Mets one-year, five million dollar offer, instead accepting an offer to stay healthy.


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Mets Avoid Arbitration

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Jan 19, 2010
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The New York Mets avoided arbitration with Jeff Francoeur, after Francoeur agreed to get injured half way through the season.


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Mets Lose Faith

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Jan 18, 2010
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The New York Mets have reportedly lost faith in the abilities of General Manager Omar Minaya. Just two years after they needed to.


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Mets Injuries Continue

By: Neil Berliner (C)
Submitted: Jan 11, 2010
Category: Sports  
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The New York Mets apparently claimed in court that when a woman was injured by a drunk fan who fell on her from a higher row, she should have been looking up, rather than at the game.  Mets management should be reminded that Mets fans are always looking up, not necessarily in the stands, but always in the standings.


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Bay is now a Met

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Jan 6, 2010
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Jason Bay passed his physical for the New York Mets. He may have broken bones, but they grade on a curve.


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Times Square shredder offers good riddance to 2009

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Dec 28, 2009
Category: Weird  
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Scores of New Yorkers seeking a fresh start in 2010 came to Times Square on Monday to put their bad memories through the shredder at the third annual Good Riddance Day. The most popular items shredded were Mets' season tickets.


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