But the court denied his plea to expunge "Lethal Weapon-part 3 and 4" from his filmography.  

According to the Daily Mail, "Watching Mel Gibson jogging along the street talking to a beaver puppet, onlookers could be forgiven for wanting to call a psychiatric hospital.

"But the Mad Max star, 53, was simply filming his latest film role - playing a depressed man who believes his beaver puppet is real."

 Next thing you know, he'll believe the Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.

Mel Gibson will star in a new movie called “The Beaver” in which he plays a depressed man who finds solace in wearing a BEAVER HAND PUPPET.  Jodie Foster will not only direct, but will play opposite Gibson as his WIFE.

Though he takes his work seriously, TMZ, given the recent history of infidelity, is ready to “scoop” the story if Gibson’s hand finds it’s way up the wrong beaver!

Hard-liner Mahmoud Ahmadinejad took an unbeatable lead in Iran's presidential vote on Saturday, official results showed.  Ahmadinejad's victory is attributable to a key endorsement he received last week from Mel Gibson.

If it's a boy, I guess we can rule out circumcision.   

Mel Gibson and his soon to be ex-wife will be splitting up $900 million in assets, including a number of insanely expensive estates.

 The "regular" estates will go to his former wife. The "No Jews allowed" estates will be kept by Mel.

Mel Gibson is getting divorced, and claimed "irreconcilable differences" as the reason.

His wife filed for a slightly different reason; "irreconcilable d-bag."

Israel also decided to boycott the conference when they learned the meeting would be chaired by Mel Gibson.

In addition to spousal support and a share of her husband’s Hollywood earnings, Robyn Gibson is seeking jewelry in the divorce settlement. However, Mel Gibson filed a response in which he said he would not give up his Hitler-Gibson BFF Diamond nameplate.  

"He's just not the crazy jesus freak anti-semitic weirdo i fell in love with anymore."