I was lucky enough to find a Megan Fox Chia Pet of the month.I only bought it so I can plant the moistened seeds. 

Transformers star Megan Fox said in a recent interview that director Michael Bay "wants to be like Hitler on his sets" and that he "has no social skills."

According to Fox, Bay's biggest social inadequacies are "screaming at the crew in German. Invading Poland. And the purifying! Again with the purifying!"

IGN.com compiled a list of character-roles fans would like to see Megan Fox in; roles raging from Catwoman, to Wonder Woman, and even Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

The #1 prospect fans would like to see Megan Fox in? -- Their pants. 

Apple has issued an alert to iPhone users that the phones may overheat if exposed to high tempertaures,  if worn in pockets of tight clothes, or if users download pics of Megan Fox.

Transformers star Shia LaBeouf said in an interview that the Nintendo Wii is not his thing, and would rather eat glass than play it with Megan Fox, despite the two being romantically linked.

If he keeps on not spending time with her, I'm sure he'll be playing with his "Wee" soon enough.

"Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" star Megan Fox has told US Magazine she is horrified after accidentally snubbing a young boy that tried to give her a yellow rose at the movie's premiere in London, saying that if anyone knows who he is, she will send him a personal apology.

In other news, I'd like to apologize for ignoring Megan Fox's restraining order, and if anyone knows how I can get a hold of her, I would like to say sorry to her personally.

This was actually an article about Jake Gyllenhall and Reese Witherspoon on the internet.  This was actual news with a writer and everything.  Jake and Reese Go Shopping.  You know what I say?  "Who gives a F*CK!"  If this kind of news actually makes your day or pulls you away from the reality of your mundane life, go hurt yourself with a nail gun. 

Now when Megan Fox turns lesbo and starts dating Lindsey Lohan, that's news.  Other than that nothing really matters in Hollywood.   

I don't know. How many husbands and brown babies has she collected so far?

She's also gotta boink Billy Bob Thornton. I don't make the rules, I just enforce'em.