I went into Mc donalds the other day  and theve got all this mc cafe shit, mc cafe le cafe

im like, really? thats what kids want now?  A fucken fritatta and a latte?

I guess its all just money at the end of the day tho, but i mean couldnt you come up with something better then a fucken cafe? seriously? you are a multi billion dollar company and your idea is to put another food outlet...in your..... food.... outlet? wtf

Personally my idea.....Mcwhore house..im serious,it would work, just dont get confused about where you are,thats all im saying... walk up to the madaam and order a quater pounder with cheese, cause ull end uop with an anorexic chick with thrush sitting on ya face 

Awesome! McDonalds new happy meal comes with a Nobel Peace Prize!!!

Do you remember the commercial back in the 1970's about littering? The one with the crying Indian?  

He'd walk the land picking up the garbage that others left behind. People would throw a bag of McDonalds out at him and he'd cry.

 I never figured out...what was he so upset for? It wasn't HIS LAND ANYMORE ~ 

McDonalds added the McJackson Burger on it's menu today.  It's 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns. 

...two dutch prostitutes have saved enough money from turning tricks and making porn to purchase their own McDonalds franchise....the only planned change to the menu will be the introduction of the Happy Ending Meal. 

Authorities say a Florida woman called 911 three times after McDonald's employees told her they were out of McNuggets. A spokesman for McDonalds said that this was unusual because most customers don’t call 911 until after they’ve eaten McDonalds.

CHICAGO – Oprah Winfrey is used to dealing with weighty issues. In the January issue of "O" magazine, she deals with another one — her own.

In the magazine, out Tuesday, the talk-show queen says she now weighs 200 pounds and has fallen off the wagon when it comes to healthy living.

Witnesses to the event said it was more like she rolled off the wagon , bounced a couple times before beaching herself on the sidewalk in front of McDonalds.

The rest of the patrons were taking the slower cholesterol, obesity, heart attack approach to death. 

Via AP News 

I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today..... unless you take pot?

VERO BEACH, Fla - A McDonald's casher called 911 after a man tried to pay for his food with marijuana.  The cops caught up to him, found more weed in his car, and took him to jail. 

He then got out of jail by posting $500 bail. PAUSE..... He couldn't pay for his food, so he offered to pay with pot.. they took him to jail and all of the sudden he has $500.  What happened?  Did he wait on line at McDonald's for too long?... Only to find out, after he placed his order, that he grabbed the wrong purse from the car? 

USDA will bailout McDonalds with 50 billion hamburger's.  USDA in an unparamounted burger bailout justifies it's reasoning, saying, McDonalds is as much a part of the American culture and it's backbone and is just as important as the Big Banking Industry.  Asked about the Fries USDA said "hold the fries."