According to The National Education Forum, 90 out of 100 teachers believe that fraction reduction is a critical math skill.

   As a kid, I found Roman numerals somewhat difficult to learn--initially. 

On Thursday, November 12, the New York Daily News reported that City University of New York (CUNY) has a math problem.  Reports show that during their first math class at one of CUNY’s four-year colleges, 90% of 200 students tested couldn’t solve a simple algebra problem and only a third could convert a fraction into a decimal.

How embarrassing to have a 90% failure rate!  That’s like almost 8 out of every 5 people!

 

   Most people are shocked to learn that math-physics innovator and unqualified genius, Albert Einstein, was a dedicated skirt-chaser.

   Quite appropriately, his favorite line was:  "My wife just doesn't understand me." 

Joe Jackson is asking a judge to award him an allowance from the estate of Michael Jackson, even though he's not mentioned anywhere in the will.. The judge responded, "You?.. want an allowance?.. from your deceased son??... Alright, I'll give you 10 bucks a week.. but you have to sweep up the giraffe pen at Neverland and help Prince Michael with his math homework."

This is understandable. West Virginians are so poor in math they can't even count sheep.

 The White House is promising that new figures being released Friday will be a more accurate showing of progress in President Barack Obama's economic recovery plan. It aggressively defended an earlier, faulty count that overstated by thousands the jobs created or saved so far.  A sigh of relief came from the Nobel Selection Committee for not giving the Nobel Prize for Mathematics to the President!

I wonder if Native Americans celebrate Columbus day...It'd be like Detroit celebrating slavery.

There was a sign in the road that said no "U" turns, too bad it left out the cursive "V" turn....or upside down “n” turn......I think I'll take the cursive "V".

I know a genius....to bad he's retarded. 

When I was a kid, soccer was my anti drug, now that i'm all grown up, marijuana is my gateway drug. 

Cocaine is just sugar all grown up....Have you ever had the all grown up frosted flakes? ...............THEY'RRRRRRRRRRRREE... addictive

My girlfriend is so clingy and obsessed, i have a better chance getting rid of herpes than her.

Flies are like the herpes of insects, you can get rid of them for a while, but they always come back...ant's are like crabs....fucking everywhere.

Edible underwear are just fruit roll ups tied into a pretzel.

I'm pretty sure i'm good at drinking....but i don't remember.

I got a golden glove, not in baseball, in boxing....I always caught a good punch...with my face

I hate male porn stars, they make me feel shitty about myself.... and last time i tried to choke a girl like they do, she just kicked the shit out of me.

I tried hard in school....until the second day came.

Guys, I figured out what turns a girl on, the power button.

I'm good at sex, I've gotten every girl I've had sex with to scream “Get Off!!!” interpret that anyway you please.

My mind sucks at wandering....it always gets stuck in the gutter

I live life in the fast lane....of a traffic jam.

(talking to the crowd)Over the years, i've realized i'm a lot funnier the drunker you are......to an extent.

I approach every math problem with the same thing... a blank stare

I was late for work the other day, and my boss asked me why i was late, so i told him i got lost....He asked where....

I don't think prostitutes ever got the bird and the bees talk.

People say God is flawless...Have you ever seen the people from Kentucky??? The big guy forgot to double check that one.

If Jesus was the greatest man to walk the earth, can I be the second best?

I don't think Hitler was loved enough as a child.

A report says math scores have come up a bit for U.S. 4th and 8th graders.  ***MARLAR: Most kids today spend a lot of time working with big numbers.  Channel 79, channel 80, channel 81...

 Don't Do Math. Mystery Solved.