The top news yesterday was the finding that Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad may be Jewish.

I guess this means that the anti-Christ is a Jew after all. 

The nominees for the annual" Scumbag Of The Year " are :  1) Bernie Madoff . He bilked friends and fellow Jews out of their millions , ruining many lives while never losing a night's sleep ! ......   2)  Mahmoud Ahmadinejad . He stole the Iranian Presidential Election , causing millions to protest in the streets of Tehran, resulting in hundreds of deaths and thousands of broken heads . ... 3) North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-ll . He revived his country's nuclear program and continues firing longer ranged missiles at the West, while thumbing his nose at Obama ....... 4)  Joe Jackson , father of Michael Jackson . Less than an hour after his son's death he was out on the street shamelessly hawking Jacko memorabilia, t-shirts, records, and cd's . Joe plans to charge loyal fans $25 a head to view the body during the funeral this weekend ! ....... 5)   Perez Hilton, .. This obnoxious homosexual blogger creep, single handedly destroyed Carrie Prejean's ( Miss California ) chance of becoming Miss USA and ultimately being stripped of her Miss California title .................. .... The envelope please ..... Our  " 2009 SCUMBAG OF THE YEAR AWARD  " Goes to .........." Mr Joe Jackson "......   Congratulations Joe !!  ...............................................................................( kascha & whitney )  

While protesters are still filling the streets in Iran, a new vote count shows that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was put over the top by Palm Beach County, narrowly beating out Pat Buchanan. 

After President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was announced as victor of Iran's election, protesters hurled stones.

Including this man, who also happened to be the winner of Iran's annual "Throw like a girl while holding a briefcase" competition.

Photo: Olivier Laban-Mattei/Agence France-Presse — Getty Images

TEHRAN (Reuters) - State media declared President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad the winner of Iran's election but challenger Mirhossein Mousavi alleged irregularities and claimed victory for himself.
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Ahmadinejad, the radical incumbent president of Iran, believes Israel should be wiped off the face of the earth like rabid dogs.

Mousavi, the moderate challenger, believes Israel should just be wiped off the face of the earth.

Hard-liner Mahmoud Ahmadinejad took an unbeatable lead in Iran's presidential vote on Saturday, official results showed.  Ahmadinejad's victory is attributable to a key endorsement he received last week from Mel Gibson.

During his speech in Cairo, President Obama promised the Muslim world a new partnership with America.  Then, right on cue, Sasha Baron Cohen dropped down and plopped his ass in Mahmoud Abbas' face. 

...Mahmoud Ahmahdineajad, after he leaves office, hopes to become an actor in films....the buzz around Hollywood is that he will replace Robert Downey Jr. as lead character in "Iran Man 3". 

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, denying the Holocaust and calling Israel a racist regime, today took a leak and a crap in his pants at a U.N conference on anti-racism. Several delegates had claimed that the Men's Room did not exist and would not let him leave the meeting room. Shit does happen!

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President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran is highly angered that a character named 'The Ayatollah' appears in the Mickey Rourke film, 'The Wrestler' and that it insults Islam. Said Mickey, "That's great! I thought he'd slam me for being a shmuck over the past 20 years!"