Bill Maher has hinted that he may be ready to marry, something he swore he would never do.   Bill now feels he is ready because he has met the right woman, has plenty of money, and is tired of being happy.  

One-time girlfriend-boyfriend, Ann Coulter, 47, an extremely-conservative right-wing Republican pundit and 'bomb thrower' and Bill Maher, 53, a true liberal, political comic, and voice of the people, are set to lock horns this week in a four-city American debate tour.  Las Vegas bookies give all debates to Coulter, as she plans to wear a super-pointy 1950s-era Playtex bra, that once kept Bill on the hook. Said Coulter, "He's one very horny liberal and a sucker when it comes to what nature gave me. I'll always beat him by two points," she said with a snicker!

They are now putting to an end something called short selling.  Which is when you borrow stock that you don’t own and sell it hoping it will go down so that so you can buy it back at a profit. This was legal, but pot smoking isn’t?

Bill Maher

"Five kids? Does anyone in that party understand the concept of pulling out?"

Bill Maher

"Are you kidding me, the mayor of Wasilla, Alaska? Yeah, that’s who you want in the White House during a time of crisis. When she got a phone call at 3 in the morning, it was because a moose had gotten in the garbage can."

Bill Maher

"This isn't a presidential ticket, this is a sitcom. The maverick and the MILF."

Bill Maher