Brett Favre retired again, saying he will not play for the Vikings.

After the announcement, John Madden was seen sobbing, crying, then eating a triple-decker turkey sandwhich, followed by more crying. 

John Madden is giving up football broadcasting...At his retirement party, Al Michaels had a "Turducken" brought in for him.. Naturally it was bussed in, cause everyone knows Turduckens don't fly...just like John...

If my estranged wife was handling the transition Collinsworth would have a few games under his belt already. 

Longtime impersonator Frank Caliendo blows brains out.

Legendary NFL broadcaster John  Madden announced his retirement from broadcasting but said he would continue using the Telestrator to diagram things that are nearly impossible to explain, “such as the Isiah Thomas hiring.”

Thousands of Comcast subscribers in Tuscon were stunned this past Sunday, when with 3 minutes left to the game, their broadcast of the SuperBowl cut to a 30-second clip of a pornographic movie instead of an instant replay of an Arizona touchdown pass.

I don't know which is more damaging - jumping from an exciting 4th Quarter play to 30 seconds of male frontal nudity, or  jumping from 30 seconds of male frontal nudity to a close-up of John Madden.

...paris hilton and benji madden have split up....this now qualifies him to enter the nitwitness protection program. 

John Madden will miss calling an NFL game this weekend after working 476 in a row. Madden will be temporarily replaced by Cris Collinsworth, who has promised to ease the transition for fans by spending 72 hours on a bus and eating three times his own weight.