Have you heard about Mackenzie Phillips' memoir?  Looks like "Mama" Cass wasn't the only one who choked on a ham sandwich. 

Seriously though, did you hear this?  Her dad, John Phillips, first had sex with her the night before her wedding?  Crazy.  That's when she should've said to him "Hey, man, one lay at a time."

It all started pretty innocently, you know.  Mackenzie asked her dad if he had any of "that white stuff" left, and he got confused.

Recently overheard: "That was a sticky situation."  "I know.  Stickier than Mackenzie Phillips at a family reunion."

Allot of people blame Mackenzie Phillips for sleeping with her father. But, anyone who has ever grown up in a dysfunctional family knows that you always get the best toys when you sleep with your dad.

A new tv series is being written,based on the lives of John and Mackenzie Phillips.It will be called Father Knows Incest Best.

Mackenzie Phillips only orders pizza from Domino's now.  She's sick of eating Papa John's.

Chynna  Phillips was on Oprah claiming her father, Mamas and the Papas singer John Phillips, never made sexual advances towards her in spite of supposedly having had an incestuous relationship, of 10 years, with half-sister Mackenzie Phillips.

Not to sound like Tom Smothers, but now Chynna can tell Mackenzie “Dad always did like you best!,” and really mean it!

 Where she admits: " I slept with Dad...and Mick Jagger...the night crew at Denny's Sepulvada...the LA Zoo...the USC football team...when they were playing Notre Dame...and with THEM, too..."

Bertinelli, co-star of 'One Day at a Time,' regrets she "wasn't there" for Mackenzie Phillips when Mack and Papa join were coupled. Said Valerie, "I wanted into a ménage à trois, but always got there too late." Sorry...anticlimactic, Valerie, huh!?

 Mackenzie Phillips was the logical choice between her and her sister Chyna,

John didn't want to have to explain how (the) Chyna got busted.

Well, at least she took things One Dad at a Time.

What was the name of his band, The Daughters and The Papas?

Hey guys, Michelle said she didn't mind the smell of INCENSE.

 (sorry.)