A local hip-hop group, composed of four toothless men, calls itself, "The Gum Rappers."

   They're OK, I guess--if you never require decipherable lyrics. 

I've come up with a new game. You make two white guys stand face to face and recite the lyrics to a rap song until the first utterance of the "N" word to see who actually says it. It's called "white guilt chicken," except that instead of crashing your car, you only risk getting thrown out of that particular public library.

 I hate Emo music. It sucks at my generation will be known as the "Emo kids". The 1980's kids are like the "New Wave Kids" and the " Heavy Metal Kids". The 1990's kids are like the "Grunge Kids". But, the 2010 kids are like the "Hair straightener Emo arm cuter kids". I'm not a Emo arm cuter kid. See, these cuts on my arm? I was kind of doing a scientific experiment, BITCH! deal with it! jk.

I have a theory that  Phil Collins is to blame for Emo music ever being created. I can't believe this douche bag thinks he could play the drums and sing all at the some time and could actually pull it off. The band Genesis and their songs called Mama, No reply at all, and hold on to my heart and as well as Phil Collins solo career only influenced all the future douche bag Emo bands that we hear, today. 

Congratulation, Phil Collins! 

Here's a scientific graph denoting the theory the evolution of Emo music:

Genesis= Phil Collins=Counting Crows=Blink-182=Dashbroad Confessional+Say Anything= THIS IS WHY I STOP LISTENING TO KROQ ( commercial radio)

analysis of why Phil Collins is such douche bag: here's SOME  lyrics from the song "No Reply At All".

Look at me, you never look at me,
Ooh, Ive been sitting, staring, seems so long.
But you're looking through me
Like I wasn't here at all.
No reply, theres no reply at all

I get the feeling you're trying to tell me;
Is there something that I should know? 
What excuse are you trying to sell me? 
Should I be reading stop or go, I don't know.

look Phil!  JUST LEAVE THE BITCH! It's obviation that she doesn't want you. Phil,  don't sing about it and sell 50, 000 records. YOU JUST LEAVE THE BITCH!

7-29-09

Now I don't want to pontificate but why in a modern age are we bound by the shackles of  irrelevant guidelines so out dated they make Alexander Graham Bell's first prototypes look like an updated iPhone from the year 2025?

I mean seriously between the rules of religious documents from other millenniums to the regulations of legal documents from other centuries the newest code we follow is 6 months older than McCain's great-great grandfather's baby journal photos on papyrus.

Gandhi said, before you break the rules, you must know them. Well hey study time is over, final exams are graded and it's time to cut loose over Spring Break in Cancun, alright?

Hey, stop waiting for Godot, pick up the pen, and let's make these arbitrary absurdities less strict than Fellini as Drill Master Sergeant at Fascism boot camp.

Seriously folks, I mean, let's not cite from the Sex Pistol's lyrics or the pages of the Anarchist's Cookbook.

But let's face it people, wind your sundial from BC to digital with a little Abby Hoffman revolution or James Dean rebellion by declaring a new independence from the old Declaration of Independence.

Alright, hell the Old Testament was old since the birth of Christ. It's so old that we consider it's 2000 yr young sequel the NEW one, okay!

What I'm saying is, if we don't upgrade from all these ridiculous relic restrictions then we're a twelve sided dice piece and nerdy-anal-retentive-level 6-wizard of middle earth away from following more stupid instructions than a level-1-newbie-dwarf in a dictatorship of Dungeons and Dragons.

Bottom line and truth be told, times change, people change, and so should our hand books of social norms.

On the other hand I said I don't want to pontificate, so whatever, y'know?

I'm listening to my local classic rock station right now, and the playlist for the past hour has got me thinking...

I wonder if the architect who designed the Hotel California ever worked on the House of the Rising Sun? And if so, did he have a red right hand? Because both seem to be some seriously creepy places that you'd generally would want to avoid, don't they? Probably frequented by a lot of Riders of the Storm...fresh off the Crazy Train...

And I bet at least one of those buildings probably has a White Room w/ Black Curtains, too...hell, if not BOTH of them...

The Beatles' "Come Together" just finished playing - I dunno, that song always seems to me like a bukkake video title waiting to happen. Though maybe I'd be giving pornographers too much credit to come up with something THAT clever...even if they ARE Japanese...

And just how did Billy Joel manage to get away with direct references to masturbating AND drug dealing in "Captain Jack"? Just HOW old is that song again? Uncanny...

But you know what's funny? He made a ballad out of arguably some of the most backhanded lyrics ever. Ever pay attention to the lyrics to "Always a Woman?" Damn, who was HE pissed at when he wrote that song? I bet there are chicks that've gone to his concerts HOPING to hear that shit. And there they'd be, swooning at the Piano Man..."hey...waitaminnit...!!!"

You know what's even funnier? I bet none of you expected this from The Black Guy...  

Can listening to sexually aggressive lyrics prompt teenagers to have sex at an earlier age?

That's the issue raised by a new study, and it could unleash a fierce debate over whether a teen's music player is potentially risky and -- if so -- what should or can be done about it.

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I always thought getting naked in the back seat prompted teenagers to have sex.

Jessica Simpson forgot her lyrics, mumbled through songs, and fought back tears during a performance Thursday. Attendees called it a typical Ashlee Simpson concert.

The singer reportedly fumbled the lyrics of 3 songs in 38 mins. This beats her boyfriend Tony Romo’s fumble record by 1.

Organizers of the London 2012 Olympic Games gave into a request that some of the lyrics to Led Zeppelin's rock classic "Whole Lotta Love" be re-written before Sunday's closing ceremonies. Chinese officials felt that some of the words were too racy for young children. So much so, that Beijing officials threatened to remove the Chinese women's gymnastic team during it's playing. 

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