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"The New York Times" April 15, 2008
Here's the picture running with the headline "Preparing for the Papal Visit" -- and immediately next to the headline "Pope Expresses Deep Shame Over Priests’ Sexual Abuse"
So, yes, let's run a picture of the children’s choir at the Park East Synagogue. Or as the Pope refers to them: All you can eat buffet!
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Republican political strategist Karl Rove announced today he is leaving the White House. As President Bush told reporters, "Karl Rove is moving on down the road...."
...to, clearly, a revival of the musical "The Wiz," in which he will play the Wicked Witch of the West Wing.
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Republican Senator John Ensign of Nevada, speaking out against alleged cronyism and corruption by Bush Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales, told the press, “There are times where you just have to do what you feel is right, and this is one of those times.”
Ensign promised to give reporters a list of all other times in which Republicans would do what they felt was right, and a list of when they would roll over and do what lobbyists and the religious right told them to do.
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A Taco Bell in Greenwich Village made headlines recently when at least two dozen rats cavorted in the fast-food restaurant after closing, and a news video of their antics became a YouTube hit.
Parent company Yum Foods says in response that it is mounting an aggressive PR campaign touting an expanded menu and a new celebrity spokesperson, John Ratzenberger.
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Medical examiners announced today the results of an autopsy on model Anna Nicole Smith, who died recently after having a baby by one of three men or possibly her late husband's frozen sperm, had been given a Bahamas mansion by another wealthy man, and was photographed in compromising positions with the Bahamian immigration minister.
Doctors say she died of shame.
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NASA astronaut Capt. Lisa Marie Nowak, charged with the attempted murder of a romantic rival, has been released on $25,000 bail and was forced to wear a monitoring bracelet.
Talk about your flight risks....
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Researchers this week announced the results of a study that found 3 out of 10 rams conducted sex with other rams rather than ewes. Or as the gay rams call them, "Ewwwwwwws!"
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(Reupload of Sept. 2006 item)
The U.S. Congress passed a bill yesterday giving President Bush the expanded war powers he requested.
Provisions of the bill include reclassifying terror suspects as "the usual suspects," disallowing torture except when no one's looking, and replacing the Geneva Conventions with the Sadr City Conventions.
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