President Obama is currently in South Korea.Staffers are having a difficult time translating Seoul food to soul food on the menu. 

I'll never play poker at the Playboy Mansion again.I lost a ton of dough, because I had an uncontrollable urge to keep going all-in. 

Putting a good spin on bad news : April 15, 1912 , White Star Liner officials announce, : Titanic sinks, but the good news is 705 people were rescued . Unfortunately 1517 died but they were mostly lower class steerage passengers  .  ****** Election Day November 7, 1972 : President Nixon beats George McGovern in a lopsided landslide victory. The McGovern campaign manager declared, " We may have lost 49 out of 50 states including George's home state of South Dakota, but we won Massachusetts ! "  ********  November 16, 2009  General Motors announces a loss of Only $1.2 Billion Dollars for the third quarter. President Obama was so pleased with the good news G.M. didn't lose another $6 billion of taxpayer money as had been expected.  He said on Chinese National TV, " I think it's time we pop open the champaigne bottles and celebrate ! "   .

The curse of Friday the 13th struck Bruce Springsteen in a most unusual way at a concert: it made the 60-year-old rock legend forget where he was.  He said "Hello Ohio"! The Michigan concert goers felt cursed too. 

A southern Idaho funeral home was the beginning for Gene Kincheloe and Mozelle Wales-Kincheloe, who tied the knot there of Valentine’s Day. Kincheloe, 66, and Mozelle Wales-Kincheloe, 72, said they met about a year ago while attending a weekly grief group at Parke’s Magic Valley Funeral Home after both lost their longtime spouses in 2007. The Parke’s Magic Valley Funeral Home will be resume their weekly grief group after a brief interruption to support those who are morning the loss of dear departed friends, Gene and Mozelle Wales-Kincheloe.

Chaz Bono has successfully completed "gender reassignment" surgery and has lost her vaginaty. 

Isiah Thomas lost his coaching debut at Florida International. So we don't have anything new to report.

New Jersey governor Corzine has lost in his re-election bid, despite spending millions.  Just goes to show;  in our great nation, money can't buy elections!!  (NOTE:  This does not apply to the New York City mayoral election.)

On the “Tyra” show this Wednesday, host Tyra Banks revealed that she recently lost 30 pounds.

Apparently, Kirstie Alley found it. 

I was watching that FlashForward tv show.I wonder if they'll be allowed to do any flashback scenes?