NEW MOON? Vampires? Werewolves? lol! Give me a break! I saw the first Twilight movie and it was one of the gayest, most stupid movies I've ever seen. What ever happened to the old vampires... Big, Mean, Scary? The ones now look like anorexic Backstreet Boys! The Count from Sesame Street would have been scarier!..lol "One, one sissy little werewolf...Two, two sissy little werewolves...THREE, THREE SISSY LITTLE WEREWOLVES! AH! AH! AH! AH! AHhhh!"

(Quips made right after Kanye West interrupted Taylor Swift during her acceptance speech on MTV's video music awards)
 
Kanye West has won! Douche of the decade! Congrats!
 
I just re-watched that Kanye clip. Seriously, he is a complete piece of shit. I wish Beyonce had gone on stage, told him that Ray Ellin said that, and then congratulated Taylor Swift. I hope Al Sharpton comes out and speaks on Taylor's behalf.

(mid-show)

This just in - President Obama has offered to step in and make peace between Kanye West and Taylor Swift... over a glass of milk - -- (she's only 19)

This just in - Serena Williams cursed out Kanye West. (for those of you who watched the US Open).
Meanwhile, I don't even CARE about this crap... but I truly find the lack of social graces fascinating... let's all cheer the 'Love for Michael Jackson,' but... act like scumbags to your colleagues who are alive lol

(after Beyonce gave Taylor Swift her award speech time)

Beyonce. Well done! Actually would have paid to see Kanye run out AGAIN in the middle of Taylor Swift's second speech. 

PREFACE: The BCF is planning a roast for Tony V. and they wanted submissions for roast jokes. One guest was Bobcat Goldthwaite who is a funny comic in my eyes. I submitted a bit regarding him, but it was already rejected. But I might as well share it with my 2 fans on this site.lol

Bobcat Goldthwaite-Your acting range is amazing. You went from playing a slurring retarded guy in three Police Academys, to playing a slurring retarded guy in Destiny Turns On The Radio, and then that incredible performance opposite of Bill Murray in Scrooged, you know, the one where you played the slurring retarded guy. Gary Oldman has nothing on you. 

 I got nothing for right now. But, I love that every time I list "I have nothing" some one thinks it funny and rates it with like  two stars or one. lol. Please comment me telling y you think it's funny or just rate this one .lol.

Sarah Palin says she quit her office to answer a "higher calling"...sigh.

Y'ever feel like you could almost see how a chain of events will come to pass? I like to call it "Writer's Foresight," because sometimes people's lives will fit a certain narrative model almost perfectly. And I'll tell ya - considering this woman has never met an epiphany she couldn't MISS, I do NOT see her personal story ending well.

At the rate she's going, I'd bet anybody $100 she winds up drunk and insane like "Lola" from "Copacabana:" Her name was SArah...she was a MOron...she sported shoulderlengthbrownhair, and a foureyedvacantstare... 

I heard this really funny joke...... How can u tell if the guy next to you at the urnial in the washroom is gay????.......He says "Nice watch"  LoL

[question]-river NILE is in which state

[answer]-..in liquid STATE..

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Bruce

Meth Addiction

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How do ya tell guy that you're not attracted to him nor interested in his personality or nothin?

Forget a nice way- and tell him some kind of way or you might find yourself feeling strange- getting threats over a man you don't even want to look at you, let alone kick it wit.

We all realize that being friendly might give a guy the wrong impression- but it also could get ya assaulted and battered- in my hood.

This one guy eventually wore me down- driving past me, asking me out. So I allowed him to come by for drinks and I kid you not- a woman began knocking on my door- telling me not to be messing with her man.  I wanted to tell her that I don't fight over lollipop and if I did- that it would neva be his and not to flatter herself. 

I don't think that she would have heard me though, since I would have said all that through my closed front door.

It was just another day and a life in the hood where I live. 

I have been forced into reciprocal violence before, when peeps I have loved have been entered into the equation- and so I'm trying to overcome the reputation of being a meany that I've acquired; but I have basically become cognizant of the fact that when you are dealing with a tooth for a tooth mentality- some people are going to be one step ahead of the game- toothless, therefore having nothing to lose.  I'm in no rush to get rid of this set, honey-child!

The contestants on the new season of "Dancing with the Stars" come from all walks of life.  For example, Lawrence Taylor represents the NFL, Steve Wozniak represents computer technology, and Shawn Johnson represents the Lollipop Guild.

Jockey Julien Leparoux has broken a 23-year-old Churchill Downs record for wins at a Fall Meet. For his achievement, he was awarded free membership in the lollipop guild.