It's based on American Idol. The slogan: "Just one scratch is all it takes." When it comes to Paula Abdul, I'm not sure whether they're talking about winning a lot of money or catching herpes.

   Being six-foot-four, I felt complimented when an Ashley Judd lookalike once said to me:  "You remind me of a tall drink of water."

   Was flattered until she added, "Tasteless." 

Ringo Starr’s star was added to the Hollywood Walk of Fame yesterday.  And for you kids who don’t know who Ringo Starr is--he’s the creepy-looking dude in the Beatles Rock Band video game.

Runners & Hikers Magazine has named South Carolina governor Mark Sanford as it's "Sportsperson" of the year in recognition of him becomming the first person to hike the Appalachian Trail all the way to Argentina. 

A Blizzard paralyzes Washington, DC with more snow on the way.  230,000 Federal  employees can't make it to work....AND NO ONE NOTICED.  Now THAT'S a real snow job!

A toilet is being sent to the International Space Station with the Space Shuttle.So,as far as I'm concerned,the moon mission is still on track. 

So who would you rather spend Valentine’s Day with? Your partner or your pet?  A joint global poll by Reuters/Ipsos reported Monday that one in five adults say they’d opt for the company of a furry friend on February 14. ***MARLAR: I don’t know if I’d go quite that far, but I do have to say that I truly do have feelings for my Sea Monkeys.