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Sarah Has A ‘Tea Party’ To Mock Obama

By: SillyWilly  (M)
Submitted: Feb 8, 2010
Category: News  
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Sarah Palin

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Sarah Has A ‘Tea Party’ To Mock Obama

Palin questioned whether the suspect in the attempted bombing of a Northwest Airlines flight to Detroit was interrogated aggressively enough.

“Treating this like a mere law-enforcement matter places our country at grave risk,” she said. “To win that war, we need a commander-in-chief, not a professor of law standing at the lectern.”

 

I think she's suiting up. 


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Couple in Custody Battle Over Monkey

By: SillyWilly  (M)
Submitted: Feb 8, 2010
Category: News  
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Virginia

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Couple in Custody Battle Over Monkey

Eli a 13 pound, 11 month old chimp is a perfect example of how divorce tears families apart. His parents Michael Casey and Virginia Valbuena of Sarasota, are involved in a vicious paternity suit.

Michael, the daddy, is suing his ex-wife Virginia, the mommy, for custody of Eli. Michael claims that she stole the chimp from his monkey farm in Missouri and he questions her fitness as a parent.

Michael wants to have DNA testing to prove the chimp is his. I personally think it looks just like him.

 


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Monster Mother-in-Law

By: will  (C)
Submitted: Feb 8, 2010
Category: Weird  
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Parents

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"How is the semi-professional comic?" my mother-in-law likes to ask.  "What do they pay you at these open-mike nights?"

"Um, nothing..." I answer.

"I didn't raise my daughter to be Bride of Bozo, you know." 


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Super Bowl: XLVIII minutes of commercial entertainment

By: Uomo Pazzo (M)
Submitted: Feb 8, 2010
Category: Sports  
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Super Bowl

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People keep asking me, "Did ya watch the big game?" and "How about the super bowl?"

Let me explain something.  I don't watch football and I don't care about football.  I'll explain why that is.  Without argument, The NFL Superbowl is the largest event for the sport.  It's said that more people watch it than any other single broadcast in the country.  Now at least 80-90% of people I talk to say, "I only watch it for the commercials..."

WHAT!?!?!?!  WTF!  Seriously?

 So, the commercials are better than the game?  And we aren't talking about the minor leagues, either, we're talking about the Annual Pinnacle of the sport!  And more people watch it for the commercials than the game?  These same people would tell you they don't like commercials and that they are thankful for their DVR so that they can fast forward through them.  READ THIS:  If the commercials are better than the game and commercials suck, then why would I watch the game, much less any of the less-anticipated games of the season?  

I'm starting to wonder if Hal-mark or Hershey is somehow behind this.  Way to create another holiday, guys!

 Then again, I'm also assured that I "just don't understand football."


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Drill, baby, drill.

By: Sean Lee (M)
Submitted: Feb 8, 2010
Category: News  
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Dick Cheney

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The orbital Cassini probe detected what is most likely a large body of water on one of Saturn’s moon. Dick Cheney said to call him if they find oil.  

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Water on Saturn.

By: Sean Lee (M)
Submitted: Feb 8, 2010
Category: News  
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The orbital Cassini probe detected what is most likely a large body of water on one of Saturn’s moon. What surprised scientists most, they said, is that it’s actually right next to a Starbucks.

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Super Bowl: IIV minutes of commercial entertainment

By: Uomo Pazzo (M)
Submitted: Feb 8, 2010
Category: Sports  
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Super Bowl

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People keep asking me, "Did ya watch the big game?" and "How about the super bowl?"

Let me explain something.  I don't watch football and I don't care about football.  I'll explain why that is.  Without argument, The NFL Superbowl is the largest event for the sport.  It's said that more people watch it than any other single broadcast in the country.  Now at least 80-90% of people I talk to say, "I only watch it for the commercials..."

WHAT!?!?!?!  WTF!  Seriously?

 So, the commercials are better than the game?  And we aren't talking about the minor leagues, either, we're talking about the Annual Pinnacle of the sport!  And more people watch it for the commercials than the game?  These same people would tell you they don't like commercials and that they are thankful for their DVR so that they can fast forward through them.  READ THIS:  If the commercials are better than the game and commercials suck, then why would I watch the game, much less any of the less-anticipated games of the season?  

I'm starting to wonder if Halmark or Heshey is somehow behind this.  Way to create another holiday.

 Then again, I'm also assure that I "just don't understand football."


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Melting Pelosi

By: Roberto Malomar (M)
Submitted: Feb 7, 2010
Category: Political  
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Nancy Pelosi

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Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid are having lunch at a posh Washington restaurant.  She's telling him what a fool he is and how he ought to do this and do that.  People in the restaurant notice how he's getting lambasted by her - it's quite embarrassing.

A waiter, hurrying down the aisle, trips and spills an entire bucket of melted ice water on Pelosi's head.  Immediately, she screams and begins to melt.  She fades into a puddle muttering "What a world ...what a world."  

Reid looks up at the waiter, and says.  "How do you like that?  It works on bitches too."


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Washington at standstill from snowstorm

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Feb 7, 2010
Category: News  
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Nancy Pelosi

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The storm has been nicknamed the "Nancy Pelosi" storm because like her face nothing in Washtington is moving.


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Happy Trails To You Michael Jackson

By: SillyWilly  (M)
Submitted: Feb 6, 2010
Category: Entertainment  
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Michael Jackson

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Happy Trails To You Michael Jackson

With all the talk about Michael Jackson's doctor Dr. Conrad Murray being charged with manslaughter many people are talking about having Michael Jackson’s remains frozen like Ted Williams and Walt Disney.

What they should do for Michael is what Roy Rogers did when his horse Trigger died. They had him stuffed and on display at his “Happy Trails Ranch”.

Michael might look a lot better stuffed and on display at his “Neverland Ranch”. Probably not as good as Trigger though.

 


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