ESPN fired Steve Phillips. But he’s already found a new job as a scout for David Letterman.
 

"The Mentalist" is so perceptive he can tell the difference between Cate Blanchett, Kate Winslett and Kate Beckinsale.

Richard Heene, father of "balloon boy", Falcon,  will have a big announcement to make : "David Letterman is my son's TRUE Father!"

“Late Night with David Letterman” – the only talk show with a Green Room and what male employees called a "Green with Envy" Room!

Three Michelle Obama action figures are hitting the market. One will be wearing a purple dress, one a black and white dress, and one a red and black dress. Three David Letterman action figures are also being sold. They’re not of Dave, but one will be wearing a purple dress, one a black and white dress, and one a red and black dress…

I’m not sure which one is more of a shock… Obama’s Peace Prize or Letterman’s Surprise Piece?

Meanwhile, David Letterman was awarded the Nobel Piece Prize.  

A high school in Michigan reported that one out of every 10 students who participated in STD test was found to have chlamydia....the only known place in the US where there is actually a higher risk of contracting Chlamydia is among staff members of The David Letterman Show.

David Letterman has three young and very attractive ladies working in his office . The Brunette said , " Look girls, I just found a box of condoms in Dave's desk ."  .... The Redhead replied , " Yeah I know, I punched holes in all of them last week ." ....  "  You Did What ? "  Screamed the Blonde just before she fainted . 

Authorities locate Secret documents in a.k.a.. "The Bunker" vault, that reveal President Nixon and Ed Sullivan were brothers separated at birth and President Nixon had a fling with Howdie Doodies sister (Peg Leg gapa Tooth Jane) and conceived Letterman at "The Bunker."  In those days they called The Bunker "Lucky Strike."