Italian scientists want to exhume Leonardo da Vinci's skull to try to
see if the Mona Lisa might actually be a self portrait. When I go,
they'll dig me up to see if I was a stick figure.
In Boston, Christopher Leonard has been arrested and charged with armed assault with intent to murder after police said he shot his neighbor over a leaf-dumping dispute. 38-year-old Leonard allegedly shot his neighbor John Rota in the stomach after they got into an argument over the disposal of leaves near their homes. Rota was taken to Boston Medical Center and later released. He told police that Leonard always carried his gun, even when mowing the lawn or playing with the kids in the yard.***MARLAR: Once he gets out of jail, he has to do community service – which includes raking his neighbor’s lawn.
A suspected burglar was
killed when four JohnsHopkinsUniversity students happened into
him in the students’ garage.One student
was armed with a samurai sword and killed the suspected burglar after the
burglar lunged at the student.It is
uncertain whether the students, Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello and Leonardo,
will be criminally charged since they seemed to be acting in self defense and the
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are licensed to carry Ninja swords.
Seventy-eight-year-old Leonard Nimoy appears in the new "Star Trek" movie as an older Spock. Not only does he have the distinctive pointy ears but also lots of pointy ear hairs.
After a 19 year absence, Leonard is back to work with his old ball and chain... Star Trek... I guess everyone's retirement plans arent working out like they expected. Soon we'll see him in comercials for priceline.
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On Wednesdays show, Star Trek legend Leonard Nimoy will discuss his book of photography, The Full Body Project, on LateNet with Ray Ellin. Also confirmed for the live show is Olympic figure skating champion and star of the upcoming Broadway musical, "Cold As Ice", Oksana Baiul and comedian Kyle Grooms, the Chappelle Show regular whose satiric spin on Barack Obama has been entertaining audiences nationwide.
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