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Hunter Downs
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Against The Grain

By: Hunter Downs (M)
Submitted: Nov 19, 2009
Category: Entertainment  

There is a severe shortage of Eggo Waffles,due to excesive rain and listeria bacteria.Although,I suppose you could close your eyes and munch on some Legos.


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crazy jen
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Tweeker Laws

By: crazy jen (C)
Submitted: Sep 26, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Porn

198 Jokes  9 Videos

Tweeker Laws

You have now been served with.......

The Tweeker Law Book for Geekers that choose Flale!

 

    We don’t like bullshit, or human shit Scientists have already discovered it, if it                                                                                                                                                        looks like spit we won’t pay for it.

·    Do not lie,, just  to get high just bring a pie and we will help you fly,

·    If you spy, you will die, in the lye, we use to get high.

·    We don’t have to steal to get a meal, talk to a neighbor and make them a deal,                                                                                                                                                                            if they turn their wheel, let carma make sure they know how it feels

 

·    Do the dard don’t become a tard. Really you. Don’t have to think that hard.

·    Not everyone has everything all the time so share a dime or all you shit will be mine.

·    There will be no harm this is not a farm. Nobody is to be an alarm, so come unarmed.

·    Don’t complain if you flale the game, if you don’t obey it will drive you insane, so let’s.                                                                                                                                            Play it safe so we can all have our fame. If we can just keep tame.

·    If you take a token leave a note, just bring it back and make sure it’s not broken,

·    Do not surrender, do yourself a favor, just be smart and don’t be an offender.

·    Bring your own box so we don’t have put on the locks. 

·    Suck a dick or pull a like? Stay away, your weight is a brick; oh ya and you are a prick.

·    Felony’s are free if give up three to walk free, only if you say its al about me.

·    Don’t make us feen, we can get real mean, so put some on that triple beam. Has that ever been seen?

·    Don’t be afraid there will not be a raid, because finally there are rules that we can all obey.

·    You say you’re not shady, ok, and I am not a lady, no you cannot play me.

·    You think you can toy with me, but you forget how I annoying I can be.

·    This is how we have fun, and how we get spun.  Hey, that’s not your one ton. Don’t run. you fucking scum.

·    Crazy jen will amaze you again, can someone spot me a twen. I promise I won’t flale throw your stuff again. 

·    I don’t Have any cash, no I’m not white trash, I figured I would ask; don’t make me look for your stash

·    If you want to prodge, stay in the garage, FUCK I said don’t blow up my Dodge, and don’t take the last nodg. Back to the norm oh, now I’m stuck with a geo storm. I should have left you pecking corn. And kept on watching porn, not only is my heart but my ass is torn.  All because you sworn.

·    You must be squawked, if you think you can Mac off your twenty sac, you’re about to get smacked back to you Pontiac

·    Addiction is not a crime, why do we have to pay a fine, and do the time, getting high just kills my spine, I just sit and rime and wait till nine, get a sigh. And go fuck your k-9. And next time can you be kind. and do you think I would mind. dont get cought up in a bine.

·    nickel and dime wait in line read a rime now i can waist your time. or go hide behind some pine.

·    we dont want bag hoes or trade your old legos

 

 

 


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Obama's Day With Bush

By: April Brucker (C)
Submitted: Jan 20, 2009
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Inauguration

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Obama is spending a quiet morning having coffee and going to church with Bush before the inaguration. Quiet as in they have already played with the legos and now Obama is thinking of what intelligent things he may say.


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8-year-old selling pot

By: John Curtis (C)
Submitted: Mar 12, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Weed

221 Jokes  15 Videos

Police in Saginaw, Michigan said they caught an 8-year-old selling marijuana to other kids out of a box of Legos. When police questioned his friends, the children reported that Sponge Bob is totally under-appreciated.

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Man Builds Model Aircraft Carrier Using 300,000 Legos

By: Bill Lake 
Submitted: Jan 1, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Airport

444 Jokes  17 Videos

To be christened USS Cry For Help.


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Fun with Legos

By: Marlena * (C)
Submitted: Aug 11, 2006
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Video Game

96 Jokes  8 Videos

LEGO Star Wars II: The Original Trilogy

 Legos without the chance of stepping on one of those &^&^%*& pieces.

Do they have the jacks video game out yet?


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