A woman who wanted a job as a bikini-clad barmaid at a New York City eatery says management rejected her because she has a Latin accent. Melody Morales has sued seeking unspecified damages, saying she applied 15 times for a job at the Hawaiian Tropic Zone restaurant and bar. Her lawsuit says one manager told her that her “Latin” accent would ruin his business. When asked about this, actress Penelope Cruz said. “Typical dumb white boys. Us Latinos can roll our r's. Can you imagine what else we can do with our tongues?”

Former Price Is Right game show host Bob Barker called David Letterman after the news broke of the sex scandle . Barker now age 89, being no stranger to back room sex romps with his models, had lots of good advice for Letterman .  " Dave, i had a good thing going with Diane Parkinson, Holly Hallstrom, and Janice Pennington for over 20 years . I would have kept those old broads even longer because they really put out for me . Then one day Diane decided to pose nude in Playboy and that upset the applecart for me . I had to let all three girls go and that unfortuately lead to many civil lawsuits against me and CBS . My advice to you Dave, only screw the skankiest, short, fat chicks that have absolutely no ambition of ever posing nude in a Men's magazine . " 

In an attempt to defuse a potential media frenzy, David Letterman has admitted to having had sexual relations with female staff members.  But he insisted they weren’t hired because they could actually help the show.

He only hired them to avoid lawsuits over misunderstandings caused by using the line “would you like to be on my staff?”

Patrick Albanese, a hand model, magician and actor, blames a Martha Stewart-branded lounge chair for snipping off a bit of his livelihood. In a lawsuit filed Monday, Albanaese said he was moving the Martha Stewart Everyday lounge chair in June when the front tubular legs collapsed, crushing his right index finger between one of the chair legs and tubular bar on the base of the chair. In a related story, John Tucker of California has filed a lawsuit against Martha Stewart as well. He claims that when he purchased a similar chair the sales person assured him that a coded message came with the assembly instructions, which outline a step-by-step plan on how to profit from insider trading.

A former administrative-law judge who unsuccessfully sued a dry cleaner for 54 million dollars over a pair of lost pants tried to convince an appeals panel that he deserves the money because he is a fraud victim.

When asked if he thought this was a frivolous lawsuit, Donald Trump responded with “Of course not. In fact I just filed a 1.2 trillion dollar lawsuit against everyone on the planet”.

When asked why.

Donald said. “ I figure everyone on the planet has done at least one thing to piss me off”.

...a Nebraska farm worker who suffered a workplace injury when all his toes were severed by a combine has been fired.  His supervisor said the worker was dismissed due to carelessness which led to the accident, and said the man could no longer do the job effectively.  The worker filed a discrimination lawsuit against the company, claiming they were "lack toes intolerant." 

NEW YORK - A New York City woman who says she can't find a job is suing the college where she earned a bachelor's degree.

Trina Thompson filed a lawsuit last week against Monroe College in Bronx Supreme Court. The 27-year-old is seeking the $70,000 she spent on tuition to earn her IT degree.

The court is expected to rule in favor of Thompson, who should know better than to try and find an IT job in the Bronx.

"If I sued every time I had a tool down my throat, I'd be richer than Bill Gates,"  commented Paris Hilton.