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Tim Tebow, the Heisman winning quarterback, will be starring in a superbowl ad this Sunday stating his opposition to abortion, because his mother and father decided not to abort him. Leaving aside the question of whether they were right or wrong, the fact is, both of his parents were itinerant preachers, wandering around the country "evangelizing" about Christ, while preventing young Tim from attending school....That's called "homeschooling".....Ya know I should tell my boss about "vacation-working"....Anyway,
Tim Tebow could recite the laws of Newtonian physics directly from the textbook and I would raise an eyebrow...........
He could tell me that the 8-sided red signs at the ends of many streets are stop signs, and I'd be highly skeptical.....
For Heaven's sake, Tim Tebow could tell me that the sun rises in the east and I'd think he was full of shit!
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Idaho, Hawaii, Kentucky, Mississippi, and North Dakota have been regarded as being the states with the weakest animal protection laws, resulting in the highest rates of animal cruelty.
In related news, Idaho, Hawaii, Kentucky, Mississippi, and North Dakota have been ranked the top states for having the tastiest barbeques.
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The Lowell police reported that a truck driver
crashed into a house in Massachusetts,
when his truck hit a bump and caused him to
choke on Wendy's chili he was eating.
The choking caused the driver to pass out
and swerve his flatbed truck off the road and
strike the home. He was taken to a hospital and
treated for minor injuries.
Good News: In other news Wendy's chili was picked as America's Hottest Chili in a national contest this week.
Bad News: In still OTHER NEWS: The homeowners are looking for the name of the lawyers that sued McDonald's over the Hot Coffee.
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