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"I got this darn Latino book from Chavez. Dumb ass gave me a book in Spanish. But, I can now say mucous gracias. What's that? Hey Michelle! Get me that illegal guy, Juan, working in the laundry!"
In New York City, a man is accused of ripping 87 parking meters from the ground and pocketing over $6,000 in quarters.Neighbors first became suspicious when they noticed the man doing an extremely high amount of laundry.
Being a good woman and very ethical, Sarah Palin returned all her expensive clothes to the GOP for laundering prior to a "Palin Used Clothing Sale." The only delay was in shipping all her panties back from John McCain's Arizona home by overnight mail.
GLENDALE, Calif. - Kiefer Sutherland has been released from jail after serving 48 days on a drunken driving charge, People magazine reported. Sutherland spent his sentence on laundry duty.
A prison spokesman said Sutherland would have been released sooner but on at least two occasions he mixed whites with the colors.
When you are waiting to have sex and you really want to have it...everything makes you horny. Reading the ingredients on a box of cereal. The smell of laundry detergent. Listening to "Car Talk" on NPR. Totally random things.
"What is that? The theme song from The Golden Girls? Damn, I think I just came!"
Went with a friend to a place called the "New Idea" museum in New York. They consider themselves "edgy" in the art world, they even had an exhibit called "Piles of Laundry." How am I going to break it to the artist that I have that exact same exhibit in my closet?
I like to do all my Christmas shopping at the $1. Store
because for me this invokes the true spirit of Christmas.
Because when it comes to cheap gifts
it is truly always better to give than it is to receive.
After all Christmas is all about giving,
& you can just give a whole ton more crap
when you buy it all at a dollar a pop.
Don’t get me wrong though.
It’s not like I’m cheap or anything.
For all those extra special people on my gift giving list
I like to go all out & splurge on a huge gift basket
made from a plastic laundry hamper filled with luxurious necessities
such as a ladle, -- perhaps a hammer, some off-brand shampoo,
plastic wrap, cake mix, & a big bag of oddly flavored corn nuts.
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GLENDALE, Calif. - Kiefer Sutherland has been released from jail after serving 48 days on a drunken driving charge, People magazine reported. Sutherland spent his sentence on laundry duty. 
Comedian ERICA WATSON will host a SPECIAL VIEWING of the movie DIRTY LAUNDRY on Friday, December 7th at 10:45pm. 
