Anthony Sowell was arrested after police say he raped, killed, and stored several bodies inside his Cleveland home over the course of several years.. One detective commented on how this case mimics others that have terrorized the city recently...  "For example: turn on your TV and watch a Browns game.. They get slaughtered every weekend and there's nothing we can do about it."

FBI records reveal that Anna Nicole Smith was under investigation in 2000 and 2001 for a murder-for-hire plot. 

Prosecutors ultimately decided there wasn’t enough evidence to charge the model. 

They couldn’t prove she enlisted any outside help in killing her career.

Authorities were, however, able to convict Smith of slaughtering 4 Big Macs, 3 large fries, and a 20-piece Chicken McNuggets — all in a single sitting. 

Promoting his new movie Capitalism: A Love Story (Oct 16), quasi filmmaker Michael Moore said in a Wolf Blitzer interview that "the economy [should] be controlled by the majority and not the wealthiest one percent."

He continued: "...and that's why I've agreed with 'the majority' to tax my box office grosses to help out with the needy... [thick laughter] I'm just kidding."

Moore concluded, talking to a wad of money, "no, I was just kidding, money. Soon, my pretties, I'll have more of you. More to cover my naked butt with!"

is "not for everyone. Clinical tests show that Daryl may cause nausea,fatigue and kidney or liver problems. Some individuals may experience unexplained fits of laughter, loss of bladder control or incontinence. Ask your doctor if Daryl is right for you." 

Michael Vick has been getting a ton of press coverage lately. In order to gain as much attention as Vick, Donte Stallworth is currently working on a documentary called "24 Days for DUI Manslaughter: Suck It America."

I've been reading where all of these sharks are being slaughtered just for their fins!There is no punch line,only the dreaded Finish line.(WEEP SIGN FLASHES)

The best laugh in Boston Comedy. That's what they say. Kind of gives you an indication of my comedic skillset when I'm more famous for my laughter. But I have my fans. I had some guy approach me today and say:

"Hey! You're that PJ guy! Holy shit, I saw you at the Comedy Studio last night!"

"Really? What did you think?"

"Oh you were hysterical! I loved the part where you spat up water during that other comedian's set. You have a great laugh!"

Uh thanks...I guess. Coincidentally, uhhhhmmm...what did you think about my set?"

"Oh, uh...that. Well, I'll try and put this lightly...I've had more fun being tested for AIDS. But you still have a great laugh. If you were a video game, you'd be Guffaw Hero! Keep up the yuks PJ!"

  But I can't be all sour grapes. I feel honored being the comedian with the best laugh. It's like being the best method actor in porn.

Category: Writing and Poetry Chaz-izims update Aug 18, 2008 or the Weekly Freaky Speaky Updizzy My Nizzy. "If you're to cool to Holla, then sit still & swalla!" AntiEbonyx: (prn: An-Tee E-bon-icks) 1.Treatment used to rehabilitate caucasians (i.e. whites, Honkies, the Man, Cracka, Wigga, Brady Bunch and Wood) suffering from a severe form of Terets Syndrome in which these individuals uncontrolably speak and act as if they were inter city Afro-American males struggling to survive the daily socio-economic trials and tribulations of being cursed as Black man in the White Devil's Paradise. Most will claim that they grew up with the same hardships and predjudice as any "Homie" today dealing with the reality that the only way up and out of the gutters of thier hoods and projects is by Pimpin, Slangin, Ballin, Hoopin, Rappin, Prison or a Pine Box. So since these infected whites live this life 24/7, Hood Slang is thier native toung. This claim becomes lame just soon as you notice thier waivering conviction falters when thier voice gets soft and a quick glance over the sholder to see if the coast is clear before dropping the "N-Bomb" in public. 10)Triminagen: (prn: Try men again) 1. All natural, non-persciption, inexpensive treatment for lesbians.WARNING: side effects are; loss of breath, sweating, nausia, gagging, sore thoat, inflamed colon, bruised nipples, shaking leg, mod swings ranging from bliss and laughter to guilt and shame, in some cases suiside, can be habit forming, if you become uncontrolably dependent to this treatment call us immediately! Any time, any where. our cracked out responce team is standing by our hot lines ready to give you hands on treatment attacking the situation from all angles, probing all oppertunities, multiple entries if nessisary. Our large staff will work long and hard to ensure that all your needs are met, working as many shifts as nessisary to achive 100% customer satisfaction. We are hard pressed to find a cure so we will go down and rub out all lesbians of the world because together, we can lick this. 11)Here are some fun names to use for prank calls, making reservations or paging people in public. Ivitch Urcaukopft: (prn: I bit your cock off) Juanna Belle Jolla: (prn: Wanna blow ya) Juan Opena: (prn: One up in ya) His older brother Ben Opena: (prn: 'been up in ya) Rick Dees Gentury: (prn like asian: Lick these gently) Ishia Kama-Gazura:(prn like asian:Is she a cum guzzler?) EsQuintin Tarintiseyo: (prn: Squinting tearing tissue, name I would use if I was an annal porn film director) 4:31 PM Speak July 24, 2008 - Thursday Category: Life Here are some "Chaz-izms" that I've come up with. Feel free to use, share comment or simply ignore any of these. 1)Verbal Masterbation:(prn:ver-Ball mas-Ter-Bay-shun)1 .speaking solely for one's own personal satisfaction, 2. mostly people in love with the sound of there own voice. 2)Macholism: (prn:mah-Chow-liz-em)1.the infectious lowering of I.Q. in men when gathered together around women or sporting events. Beer and fried food will accelerate the syndrome instantly which will usually lead to a "pissing contest" then ultimatly a fight. 3)Mattriculate: (prn: My Trick, You Late)1.how a Pimp would address his employee,("Ho" or "bi-atch"), for being tardy. 2."Sir/Maam, you are not on time". 4)Ephelleippy: (prn: F,L,I,P.)1. a form of terret's syndrome that retards a Filipino's abillity to pronounce the letters "F" or "V" properly. 2. this number "75" would be pronounced "seh-Ben-ti Pie-b". ex."I tink da singer Frince is a pagot".

I got new Chaz-izms for you. July 25, 2008 - Friday Current mood: froggy 5)Contemporary: (prn:Con-tem-poor-RAH-ree) 1. To be involved in any illegal or immoral skee-los occasionally for brief periods only. 2. "I'm 100% legit now but I'm behind on my court and probation fees which is why I'm only doin this CON-TEMPORARY like, then I'm out, for good this time". 6)Omnipotent: (prn: Ahm-nip-O-tent) 1. Sterile 2. Unable to impregnate. 3."Bitch, i can't be your baby daddy cuz omnipotent!" 7)Dysentery: (prn: dis-in terr-EE) 1. To mock or disrespect a person named Terry. 2."Yo, why you always be dyssintery?" 8)Monogamy: (prn: Mah-noh-gah-ME) 1. Type of wood used on pimped outsteering wheels and dash boards. 2. "Nothin spells class with a capital "K" other than imported french monogamy wood trim in my S-ka-laid". 12:19 AM Speak July 24, 2008 - Thursday Category: Life Here are some "Chaz-izms" that I've come up with. Feel free to use, share comment or simply ignore any of these. 1)Verbal Masterbation:(prn:ver-Ball mas-Ter-Bay-shun)1 .speaking solely for one's own personal satisfaction, 2. mostly people in love with the sound of there own voice. 2)Macholism: (prn:mah-Chow-liz-em)1.the infectious lowering of I.Q. in men when gathered together around women or sporting events. Beer and fried food will accelerate the syndrome instantly which will usually lead to a "pissing contest" then ultimatly a fight. 3)Mattriculate: (prn: My Trick, You Late)1.how a Pimp would address his employee,("Ho" or "bi-atch"), for being tardy. 2."Sir/Maam, you are not on time". 4)Ephelleippy: (prn: F,L,I,P.)1. a form of terret's syndrome that retards a Filipino's abillity to pronounce the letters "F" or "V" properly. 2. this number "75" would be pronounced "seh-Ben-ti Pie-b". ex."I tink da singer Frince is a pagot".

"The food in there's bad, but it's not that bad," a wise-cracking jailer from another neighboring city reportedly told our Daily Comedy investigative comedian team.

"Hardy har hee hee hee hee hee," came some vociferous laughter from this unfeeling, mean-spirited county sheriff's department official.

"This inmate has some mental issues he's trying to deal with. Needless to say, this prisoner's television watching rights will be adversely affected by this extreme action," came a more politically correct comment by another man wearing a police uniform.

While interviewed at a turkey slaughterhouse, Sarah Palin let folks know that any accusations about being a "whack job" are behind her.