Larry King celebrated his birthday on November 19.As a precautionary measure,fire retardant material was dropped on his blazing birthday cake. 

Larry Brown is calling teams on behalf of Allen Iverson. The process is taking forever since he's using a rotary phone.

And Larry King was named "sexiest man not alive."

Larry Brown reportedly had been texting Allen Iverson. Brown's plan is to slowly teach Iverson to read.

It was insanity at CNN in Atlanta yesterday.  First, that ancient anchorman with the bad caps quit his job.  Next, the sex tape video-breast implant-California wacko Carrie Prejean nearly walked off The Larry King Show. The two of them were introduced  in the hallway: "Lou Dobbs, meet "New Knobs"!

Larry Johnson says the Chiefs decision to release him has left him with a "bad taste in his mouth." Wow. It's like gay joke mad-libs.

During an appearance on “Larry King Live”, singer/awful actress Mariah Carey revealed that she was “emotionally abused” in a past relationship.

That’s funny… I said the same thing after seeing “Glitter”. 

Mariah Carey told Larry King that she drank what she called "ugly juice" to prepare for her role  in the film "Precious".  When the talk show host asked her what it tastes like, Mariah looked at him and replied, "Oh please, Larry, you were obviously raised on the stuff!"

On The Larry King Show, Mariah Carey told him that she drank what she called "ugly juice" to prepare for her role in the film "Precious".  To survive her acting, audience members will hopefully be given free "amnesia juice" when they leave the theater!  

The Kansas City Chiefs will cut Larry Johnson's gay-slur suspension in half. But he can't giggle when the stadium announcer introduces Mike Cox and Lance Long.