Wal-Mart has introduced a line of caskets for sale in its online store.  To better serve the typical Wal-Mart consumer, they’ll offer three sizes – large, extra-large and “We’ll have to remove a wall.”

Police in Colorado arrested a 28-year-old man accused of passing out in a McDonald's play area and telling his two children to bite the officers who were trying to arrest him. Colorado Springs police said officers had to use a Taser on Joshua Alger to subdue him Wednesday after he allegedly passed out drunk at the fast-food restaurant.  Police said Alger refused officers' orders and at one point told his children to "bite the officers' faces off."  ***MARLAR: Which is more like an “UN-happy Meal.”

A mountain in China that helped inspire the “Avatar” landscape has been named “Mount Hallelujah Avatar.” No word yet which mountain helped inspire “Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel.”

Meanwhile, the Chinese government has helped inspire another movie: “The Spy Next Door.”

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Pete Carroll has had his way with USC,moving on to the NFL.A case of the used Trojans.

Some lucky guy is getting a transplanted kidney after asking for one on Facebook.  Ha!  Not one of my 1,000 Facebook “friends” would even respond to, “Hey, just landed in L.A.  Anyone know a good Thai place?”

Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi spent another day in the hospital after being viciously attacked by a crazy maniac in the crowd . He was asked by well-wishers how he felt today . In broken English he said " I feela lika Mike Tyson hitta me with a brassa knuckle , I feel lika whena Steve Buscemi getta shota in the face in Fargo, I feel lika when Rodney King geta beat-up by L.A. Polizia ."   One reported asked if he had anything he would like to say to the man who assulted him  ?  " Yes , i would lika to saya him , Pezzo stronzo, Uno che va in culo a sua madre , Figlio Di Puttana ,Vaffanculo ! "  

New York Giants defensive end Justin Tuck called Dallas Cowboys left tackle Flozell Adams a "dirtbag." Which is an upgrade over the name “Flozell.”

In Prior Lake, Minnesota, Robert and Roberta Masters have been arrested and charged with a series of mailbox explosions over last summer. Police say the explosions were actually carried out by seven teenagers who had been given pipe bomb supplies by the couple. According to the report, Mr. Masters bought black powder for the kids and had said it "would be a good educational tool for them to build pipe bombs." Mrs. Masters allegedly encouraged the teens to learn on the Internet how to make pipe bombs because it would be "constructive." If it makes you feel any better she did say she had told them to "be careful!" ***MARLAR: Now Mr. and Mrs. Masters will get a good education on what it’s like to spend some time in jail.  It’s okay though, because it’ll be “constructive” – and they were told to “be careful.”

Michael Jackson's sister La Toya has created a milkshake in honor of her late brother for a local shop in L.A. The shake starts out chocolate, gets nutty then turns vanilla. 

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