Thousands of ethnic Albanians braved low temperatures and a cold wind in Kosovo's capital Pristina to welcome former President Bill Clinton on Sunday as he attended the unveiling of an 11-foot (3.5-meter) statue of himself on a key boulevard that also bears his name. Clinton is celebrated as a hero by Kosovo's ethnic Albanian majority for launching NATO's bombing campaign against Yugoslavia in 1999 that stopped the brutal Serb forces' crackdown on independence-seeking ethnic Albanians.  ***MARLAR: He had the Albanians take photos of him next to the statue so he could prove to Hillary that he was truly there.

I guess it's big news that the Kosovo Government ERECTED a statue to honor President Bill Clinton....

Monica Lewinski commented that it was a very nice ERECTION.

Hillary Clinton said that she hadn't seen it.

Bill Clinton traveled to Kosovo this weekend for the unveiling of a bronze statue of him, made by Albanians thankful that he killed Serbs.

The statue is taller and heavier than the actual man, and is also less boring to talk to and has more character. 

Thousands of ethnic Albanians welcomed former President Bill Clinton on Sunday as he attended the unveiling of an 11-foot statue of himself on a key boulevard that also bears his name.   Today one chubby Albanian woman swore the statue moved several inches closer to her.

Former President Clinton was in Kosovo where he unveiled his statue on Clinton Boulevard.   Noticeably missing from the statue is the infamous cigar and open fly. 

Hillary Clinton biographer Gail Sheehy tells NBC'S DATELINE…that after the Monica Lewinsky affair was revealed, Hillary Clinton refused to speak to the President for eight months. According to Sheehy, the standoff did not end until one day in March, 1999 when Hillary called the president telling him to begin bombing Kosovo. Sheehy tells DATELINE'S Stone Phillips: “The day after she said that, he [Bill Clinton] announced that he was informing his NATO allies that he was recommending a bombing campaign."

Have you noticed how the more people that the Islamists kill, the more intent we become on pronouncing and spelling their words correctly? Hezbollah recently became Hizballah. A while ago al-Qaeda became al-Qaida, and Kabul (accent on second syllable) became KAbul. Before that, Kosovo (accent on first syllable) becoming Kosova (accent on second syllable), and some sticklers spell Osama Usama. Moamar Qadafi is now Moamar Gadhafi. Also, "Muslim" is often pronounced Moo-slim, and ever since the Koran wasn't flushed down the toilet, the spelling has changed from "Koran" to the more reverent Qur'an.

All this recalls the way that, after we nuked Hiroshima, we began pronouncing it "HirOshima" (accent on the o). Except in that case it was out of guilt, whereas today we do this stuff out of fear. Well I for one am not scared to pronounce the book "Kow-ran", and the city "Cable" and the religion "I-slam" (since that’s what they do--they slam airplanes into buildings, cars into checkpoints and themselves into Jews).