President Obama is currently in South Korea.Staffers are having a difficult time translating Seoul food to soul food on the menu. 

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again -- even if it takes 949 more times! In Seoul, South Korea, 68-year-old Cha Sa-soon FINALLY passed her written exam for a driver's license on her 950th attempt! No kidding. She has taken the test nearly every day since April 2005. The aspiring driver spent more than $4,200 in application fees, but until now had failed to score the minimum 60 out of a possible 100 points. She finally scored an even 60. Of course now she must pass a driving test before getting her license.  ***MARLAR: Other South Korean drivers don’t seem to be too concerned.  They’ve seen her drive and she’s still better than Chicago cabbies.

A South Korean woman earned her driver's license after 950 tries. Way to go squashing cheesy stereotypes, honey! 

Coincidentally, 950 is also the average number of tries for a typical Florida driver.

After being in the lime-light during the past few days, reality has now sunk in  . Mayumi Heene faces possible jail-time and may even have her 3 kids taken away . " What are you gonna do now Mrs Heene ? "  asked a CNN reporter .  " I plan go back home soon . I want sneak into North Korea . Please Bill Clinton, No come rescue me ! "   replied Mayumi .

Wolf Blitzer asked Mayumi Heene what her future plans were after this latest scheme to attract media attention was over . " Mayumi, you appear to be rather shy, talentless, and dim-witted, where do you go from here ? " inquired Blitzer .  Mayumi replied, " Wolf, I am already auditioning for a new reality show , " Paris Hilton's North Korean BFF . "

Women in North Korea are eating more dog meat because of a rumor that it prevents wrinkles.  ***MARLAR: They believe the rumor was started by cats.  (If you want to prevent wrinkles, don't eat the Shar-pei!)

How do you sink a North Korean battleship ?  Put it in water ! ****   Kim Jong Il likes to boast his army has over 30,000 septic Tanks .  *** Dear Leader Kim loves to play Bingo every night . But when the number caller yells out  "B-52" , he runs for the air raid shelter .

How nervous do I get? More nervous than a life insurance agent writing a policy for a Korean grocer or a Chinese restaurant delivery guy in Richmond,VA.

The Houston Astros have signed an 18-year old player from South Korea.They hope that eventually he will become the heart and  Seoul of the team.