The FBI is reviewing a John Edwards sex tape that was turned over by a former Edwards aide this week. Authorities are hoping to gleam from the tape whether or not the former Presidential candidate is a two pump chump. 

An Alaska dentist has given a bald eagle a unique beak - using a temporary crown, sticky poster putty and yellow highlighter. The bird was found in December with severe damage to its beak, apparently from fishing line that wrapped around it and started cutting into it.  Cindy Palmatier at the Bird Treatment and Learning Center says staff there decided to turn to dentist Kirk Johnson, who thought of patching up the beak with the same material used to make temporary crowns for people.  The "crown" is being held on with poster putty, and Johnson colored it in using highlighter to give it a yellow tint. The bird center says the eagle is doing just fine but won't be able to return to the wild.  ***MARLAR: Because even the animal kingdom sees ugly nose jobs. 

The Movie Patrons gave a Dear John to AVATOR with DEAR JOHN today.  The love story Dear John pushed Avatar out of the top spot this weekend.

Now we'll have to wait and see who gives Dear John a Dear John.

Yes, Dear, it's a Dear John for a dear, dear Dear John and now I'm going to the John, Dear.

South African President Jacob Zuma finally admitted fathering a child out of wedlock after weeks of claiming the real  father was John Edwards.

James Cameron's AVATAR has just sailed past James Cameron's TITANIC to become the highest grossing movie of all time, domestically and internationally.

Wait a minute Avatar is not the grossest movie of all times. John Walters movie PINK FLAMINGOS is. It’s suppose to be funny but it’s grotesque, sick and disgusting. If you don’t believe me Google PINK FLAMINGOS.

Oh, hold on. They didn’t say “grossest”, they said “grossing”. SORRY. My Bad.

Bill Clinton, John Edwards, Mark Sandford and Tiger Woods walk into a bar and there's one woman there.    

Edwards says, "I'm trying to look better in the public eye - can't do it."

Sandford says, "I've got this hot latin babe. I've gotta pass."

Tiger says, "Next time Elin's using a 2 iron and aiming lower. Can't risk it."

Clinton breaks out into a broad smile and turns to his secret service agents: "Boys - make sure Hillary's still in Afghanistan."

A new tv series is being written,based on the escapades of Mark Sanford and John Edwards.It will be called.............Sanford and Illegitimate Son

So in 1992 Michael Jordan called up Magic Johnson and asked "Hey, wanna come play poker in Barcelona for two weeks?"

"Sure, why not."

"Okay, great. But there's a catch. We have to take three hours to beat Angola by 80."

Did you know Angola has a basketball team? Well they don't!

The two oldest of 19 Duggar children saved the life of a young girl when they pulled her out of a car accident and began CPR to revive her after she had choken on a chicken nugget during the automobile impact.

When asked about the heroic rescue, John, a volunteer fireman, said, "I didn't go out there thinking that today I was going to save the life of a total stranger. I just assumed I was related to her. My bad."

Why did John Daly have to go to Hooters to get drunk?  Doesn't he get the Hooters experience every time he takes off his shirt?