The Washington Nationals named Jim Riggleman their permanent manager. In lieu of sending flowers, the family requests donations to the Riggleman Career Memorial Fund.

In this updated 3-D version of the Dickens classic, cold-hearted Scrooge is played by Jim Carrey.  Carrey got the role after it was turned down by Dick Cheney.

Philadelphia Phillie Jimmy Rollins still maintains that his team is better than the Yankees, moments following their Game Six loss to their World Series opponent last night.

The only other notable thing said by Rollins during the press conference was, "Yes, I do vote Republican. Why do you ask?" 

An apartment complex in Albany, Ore. that banned residents from flying American flags outside their homes and vehicles has lifted the restriction. The ban sparked outrage when resident Jim Clausen was told he would be evicted from Oaks Apartments if he didn't remove the American flag from the back of his motorcycle. Residents said that they were told "flags could be offensive because they live in a diverse community."  ***MARLAR: How diverse is your community that you can’t display an American flag in America?

Jimmy Rollins believes the Phillies will win the World Series in five games. He also believes the world is flat.

A recent online poll named Jimi Hendrix as the greatest guitarist of all time. The poll was also promoting a new website called noshitsherlock.com

 Carson as Carnac the Magnificent held up the envelope to his head, divined the answer -- "Yes and no, pro and con, for and against" -- opened the envelope and said, "Describe Jimmy Carter's position on three major issues."
 

Hamilton Jordan was Jimma Carters press sect , and was caught doing cocaine in his White House  office

Question:  What did Hamilton Jordan and Roslin Carter have in common?

Answer:  They both blew a little dope in the White House. 

When Jimmy and Roslin made love while in the Whitehouse,  why was Roslin always on top?

Ans:   Jimmy could only fuckup 

After the game-winning hit Rollins said he felt high as a homemade balloon.