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Barack Obama is very upset at "The New Yorker" for printing a cover that depicts him as a terrorist. The magazine apologized, and said it will use next month's issue to address his jihad, er, uh . . . complaint.
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An ad featuring Rachael Ray wearing a scarf that looks like a traditional one worn by Arab men, has been yanked. The Dunkin Donuts commercial was pulled after critics claimed the headdress symbolizes the murderous Palestinian jihad. Ironically, statistics show that cholesterol laden donuts are far more deadly then the murderous Palestinian jihad.
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NBC’s sting-operation show “To Catch a Predator” has been making advertisers uneasy. They're worried about being associated with a show in which men are lured to a house by the promise of an underage sexual encounter but are instead caught by the show's host and local police.
Well I've got a show concept that will make everyone happy. The premise is this: There are a lot of child molesters out there, but there are also a lot of underage terrorists.
So if you’re a sexual predator, hang out in the jihad chat rooms and pretend you’re interested in coordinating a terror attack. Arrange a meeting with an aspiring young terrorist, and when he gets there, the NBC folks and Homeland Security will nab him.
Embarrassed, the teen will protest that he came for terrorism, not sex, claiming, "He told me he wanted to buy nerve gas, but when I got there all he wanted was sex!"
The molester will counter, “Hey, I'm just helping the War on Terror; if it leads to sex, all the better!"
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German Intelligence and U.S. forces raided two warehouses today in Munich and detained 3,000 illegal Iranian and Jihad Muslims dressed as the Irish Dance Troupe, Riverdance. Their nasty plot was foiled just moments before they were to do the Irish Jig and river dance throughout the streets of Germany.
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A report earlier this year cited 45 internet café bombings in Gaza since December 1, 2006:
About 45 Internet outlets have been bombed since Dec. 1, according to figures from Gaza’s Central Police Office...“This just shows how confused these fanatics are,” said [bombed Internet Cafe owner Alaa] Al-Shawa, 27. “Even they use the Internet to circulate their statements, but they think everyone else uses it for porno.”
Imagine: There you are, just minding your own business downloading bomb recipes and beheading videos--and boom! How is a person supposed to concentrate on becoming a jihadist with these constant disruptions?
And here was a Thursday news item from Gaza:
An explosion ripped through a car east of Gaza City late Thursday, witnesses said, and hospital officials said one person was killed and another was seriously wounded...Some blasts that do not involve the military are caused by explosive devices intended for use against Israel that go off prematurely.
With all these "premature" explosions that happen to terrorists on their way to blow up Jews, does it ever cross their minds that maybe Allah is just not that into them?
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Pregnant Palestinian attempted terror attack
JERUSALEM -- Israel’s security forces announced they arrested a pregnant mother of eight on the way to commit a suicide attack.
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Fatma Yunes Hassan Zak, 39, a resident of Gaza who was pregnant with her ninth child, had been responsible for an Islamic Jihad Gaza women's employment office for four years.
I guess eight kids was OK, but NINE? Too much, too much...
Or maybe she heard about the statistic that's sometimes true and sometimes not: Intelligence supposedly degenerates with each child, so that the more children you have, the dumber they get -- and by the ninth child, there's a good chance of retardation or learning disability.
And if a Muslim child is learning disabled, you might not be able to teach it to be a terrorist. And what use will he/she be then? This mother didn't want to take any chances.
But it underscores a point I've been making since 2001: Planned Parenthood and all the abortion activists we have on this side of the hemisphere really should channel their energies in a more easterly direction. That's where we need abortion activists. Now, I don't support abortion; killing kids is wrong under almost any circumstances. But if you're going to devote your life to it, pick the right friggin' kids!
This incident also reminds me of a fundamental difference between infidel women and Muslim women. When an infidel woman doesn’t want to have any more children, she might have her gynecologist install an IUD. When a Muslim woman doesn’t want any more children, her husband might have her gynecologist install an IED. Because she’s useless to him now!
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