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Hunter Downs
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Dead Kennedys

By: Hunter Downs (M)
Submitted: Aug 28, 2009
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Ted Kennedy

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Ted Kennedy reunites with JFK and Bobby Kennedy at a bar in heaven.

He says,"Let's all take a shot, to celebrate." They look at him and say,

"Trust us Teddy, we already did."


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Keith Alberstadt
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Serious Animal Threats

By: Keith Alberstadt (C)
Submitted: Jul 10, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Animal

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A runway at JFK airport was shut down Wednesday morning after 78 turtles crawled onto the tarmac.  So let's recap:  Geese taking down jets, turtles shutting down runways, pigs spreading the flu...I'm starting to think Old MacDonald is a terrorist.  


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Scot Marinick
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Immigration Officials Stop Mom at JFK

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: May 29, 2009
Category: Political  
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Immigration

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Immigration Officials Stop Mom at JFK

AP NEWS: Saddam Hussein mother was prevented from entering USA by custom officials. Reason officials stated "She is Butt Ugly." And we already passed the quota for uglies for the day.


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Keith Alberstadt
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VP Hillary?

By: Keith Alberstadt (C)
Submitted: Jun 3, 2008
Category: Political  
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Hillary Clinton

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Insiders said that Hillary Clinton may be hinting at accepting a vice president position on an Obama ticket. Which is another way of saying that she made a JFK/Lyndon Johnson reference.

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Ricardo Aleman
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Marilyn Monroe outdoes Paris Hilton on Sex Tape

By: Ricardo Aleman (C)
Submitted: Apr 15, 2008
Category: Entertainment  
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Marilyn Monroe

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Marilyn Monroe outdoes Paris Hilton on Sex Tapevia CBSNews.com

Marilyn made a 15 minute sex tape in the 1950's that was just sold to an anonymous business man for $1.5 Million. Keya Morgan, who is making a documentary on Marilyn, has seen the film and said the video wont be released as he and the business man "would never have {their} name attached to anything if it would embarrass Marilyn Monroe or if it would in any way harm her image."

But he did say that she blows an unidentified co-star in the film, and the FBI got a bunch government hookers to try to figure out if our hero’s johnson resembled JFK’s.

What a Gentleman

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Julia Gorin
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As I (Bill Clinton) was Saying

By: Julia Gorin (C)
Submitted: Feb 14, 2008
Category: Political  
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Bill Clinton

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As I outlined for the American public in this recent video, I was much more multicultural about my fornication than JFK was. Just look at JFK's illegitimate child who has come forward this week:



And now look at mines:



A family photo album you haven't seen:



For more background about my other family, read "Accuser's Prosecution Revives Clinton 'Love Child' Questions"

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Julia Gorin
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Can You Say 'Communislam'?

By: Julia Gorin (C)
Submitted: Sep 12, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Islam

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In his first videotape since 2004, bin Laden went into a tirade against capitalism, expressed concern over global warming, criticized JFK for not stopping the Vietnam War, praised Noam Chomsky, and said that the war against the U.S. is about our foreign policy.

While analysts disagreed on whether there were any overt threats contained in the message, the tape confirms what some of us have long suspected: bin Laden is a Democrat.

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Airline Fight

By: Doug Chagnon (C)
Submitted: Mar 28, 2007
Category: News  
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Airport

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The New York-Nantucket air route will see a head-to-head battle between Delta Air Lines Inc. and JetBlue Airways Corp. this summer. Not involved in the competition? JFK Jr. Airlines.

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Hillary in Parallel (Universe) to JFK

By: Greg Contreras (C)
Submitted: Mar 12, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Hillary Clinton

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Hillary in Parallel (Universe) to JFKIn an effort to blunt the hysteria over Barak Obama, who many have likened to John F. Kennedy because of Obama’s charisma, Hillary attempted to claim JFK as her own.

Appearing in Nashua, NH, candidate Clinton said she is like JFK because she is shrill, vindictive and divisive, which in a parallel universe, is just like JFK.

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Julia Gorin
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New Americans for a New America

By: Julia Gorin (C)
Submitted: Sep 27, 2006
Category: News  
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Massachusetts

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I recently picked up some newly arrived relatives from Russia. They were the last of my family to move to America. When I saw them at JFK airport, I said, "Welcome to America! So have you been preparing? Have you been studying the culture and the language--so that you're ready?"

They said, "No hablo ingles."

They were ready.

Among them was my cousin Stanislav, who was so excited that Massachusetts had legalized same-sex marriage that he announced he would be heading there directly. He's not gay or anything. He just really, really wants a Green Card. And Massachusetts just opened another door. Even if it is the back door.


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