#1.....More trouble for the Jay leno show.  The latest numbers are out and his ratings have slipped to their lowest ever.  Its gotten so bad he is asking the government for a bailout.

#2....But Leno's moods are surprisingly high....even though he is taking it on the chin !!

   Too much jaywalking could give you that run-down feeling. 

The Chicago Bears signed Jay Cutler to a two-year extension.  Or 100 fourth-quarter interceptions, whichever comes first.
 

To try to reach young people around the world, the memorial museum at Auschwitz has launched a page on Facebook, the social networking site usually home to news and photos about friends.  It has sent thousands of friend requests, saying that they just need help in “Farmville”.

People magazine named her the "Sexiest Woman Ever Held in Captivity," edging out Patty Hearst and Paris Hilton.

The Toronto Blue Jays have gotten rid of GM J.P. Ricciardi after eight years of mediocrity. No word yet on whether Major League Baseball will follow suit with the Baltimore Orioles.

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              REASONS TO HAVE SEX WITH DAVID LETTERMEN

10. He is the popular host of "Late Show with David Lettermen."

9. Because he has at least 2 Million dollars.

8. Not allot of choices in sexy late night hosts.

7. His network contacts may get you a job as the new producer of the CBS show      "48Hrs."

6. Because Kanye West may steal your chance.

5. He has a Top Ten list of things to do to you in bed.

4. He admitted to having sex with female subordinates. So he's not gay.

3.  Because NBC picked Jay Leno for the "Tonight Show."(Revenge)

2. Paul Schaffer may play you on.

1. Some one that brave to admit the truth. Must be well endowed!

The guy who tried to extort David Letterman was also looking for dirt on Jay Leno.The only thing he found  were several auto-erotic incidents in Leno's garage. 

An Al Qaeda suicide bomber made an attempt on a Saudi Prince this week by smuggling a one pound bomb and detonator inside his rectum, although the attempt did fail, it has been reported that Richard Gere has joined Al Qaeda.

The girl who inspired The Beatles song "Lucy in the sky with diamonds", has died.  The family has requested that all arrangements should be made of "Cellophane flowers of yellow and green."