Michael Jackson's sister La Toya has created a milkshake in honor of her late brother for a local shop in L.A. The shake starts out chocolate, gets nutty then turns vanilla. 

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 A proposal to levy a 5 percent surcharge on cosmetic procedures could help pay for the health overhaul.  Just think...Michael Jackson alone could have funded health care!

Stephen Jackson says he's shocked the media has labeled him as a bad guy. We're shocked the media finally got a story right.

Joe Jackson is asking a judge to award him an allowance from the estate of Michael Jackson, even though he's not mentioned anywhere in the will.. The judge responded, "You?.. want an allowance?.. from your deceased son??... Alright, I'll give you 10 bucks a week.. but you have to sweep up the giraffe pen at Neverland and help Prince Michael with his math homework."

It was pretty creepy and crawly – even for New York’s Bravest.  Firefighters in the New York City borough of Queens found snakes and creepy critters galore when they responded to a small basement fire.  Lieutenant Ed Ireland says it was like something out of a science fiction movie.  After the smoke cleared, Ireland says he saw a ten-foot python slithering near his feet.  There were also two cobras, tarantulas, two small alligators, and other creatures.  The animals’ owner was cited for health code violations.  ***MARLAR: Samuel Jackson has already signed on for the movie.

The long awaited Michael Jackson film " This Is It " opened yesterday and immediately earned over 2 million dollars . The four remaining Jackson brothers  Jermaine, Marlon, Tito, and Jackie attended the premiere . CNN's Larry King called in to inquire about how the show was doing . Jermaine told King, " It's doing great Larry you should be here, Why aren't you here ? "  Larry replied, " I would but I'm doing my show. You know, I gotta work ."  A puzzled Jermaine thought for a minute then asked his brothers Tito, Marlon, and Jackie  " What does that word "Work" mean anyway ? "   One of the Jackson Brothers mumbled, " I'm sure I don't know but it was good Michael passed when he did because i was flat broke until now . " 

MSNBC's Contessa Brewer has apologized for mixing up civil rights activists Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton.   Unfortunately, this isnt the first time such a mix up has occurred   Last month Barack Obama was in the MSNBC studio and Brewer asked him to pick up her dry cleaning. 

I'm glad they found BALLOON BOY when they did...for a moment,I thought Michael Jackson was ordering "take-out"!!!

A clump of Elvis Presley's hair sold for $15,000 at a Chicago auction. But that's nothing. In 2002, a clump of the singer's hair went for almost $115,000! Remember when Britney Spears went crazy and took an umbrella to hit an empty car?  Well, the umbrella  went up on Ebay -- starting at $25,000. Although the auction site took the item down, bids exceeded the starting price (and may have been bought offline.) John Lennon's Steinway piano, which he composed 'Imagine,' went for $2 million. The buyer? Singer George Michael. During a 1999 auction, Marilyn Monroe's infamous "Happy Birthday, Mr. President" dress went for $1,267,500. One of Michael Jackson's jewel-encrusted gloves sold for $49,000 in an Australian auction. Judy Garlands ruby slippers from 'The Wizard of Oz' sold to a private collector in 2000 for $666,000.  ***MARLAR: I’m also happy to announce that later today you’ll be able to bid on my old 3XL shirts (I’ve moved up to 4XL).  Bidding is expected to go nowhere. 

Texas police responding to a store’s burglar alarm found a less than hardened criminal inside: He was 4, and playing with the toys. Detective Randy Stevens says the child apparently unlocked a door at his nearby home and crossed a street to reach the discount store. When the boy was asked how he got inside, he informed officers that a strange man invited him inside to play. The store is owned by the one time king of pop Michael Jackson.