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Prep Star Goes to Israel

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Aug 14, 2009
Category: Sports  
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Basketball

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Basketball prep star Jeremy Tyler has turned pro in Israel, and is now eyeing the NBA. As an owner.
 


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Salem, MA.

By: PJ Brown (C)
Submitted: Aug 6, 2009
Category: Blogs  
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Massachusetts

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It's ironic that Salem, Massachusetts is home to lots of Wiccans given the towns' tragic history. That being said, I'm surprised Israel wasn't founded in Germany. 


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Influx of Foreign Bugs

By: James Craven (C)
Submitted: Jun 22, 2009
Category: Weird  

Influx of Foreign Bugs

wondering if killer bees came from Israel,would they be called JewJew Bees

 


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Iran vs Israel

By: groggg  (M)
Submitted: Jun 13, 2009
Category: Political  
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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

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Ahmadinejad"We will turn Israel into a pile of ashes"

 

Yaweh"Jou wish"

 

Ahmadinejad"yur not real"

 

 

Yaweh"Is real"


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Ahmadinejad leads Iran vote, challenger defiant

By: Steve Knowles (C)
Submitted: Jun 13, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

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TEHRAN (Reuters) - State media declared President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad the winner of Iran's election but challenger Mirhossein Mousavi alleged irregularities and claimed victory for himself.
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Ahmadinejad, the radical incumbent president of Iran, believes Israel should be wiped off the face of the earth like rabid dogs.

Mousavi, the moderate challenger, believes Israel should just be wiped off the face of the earth.


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80% of Obama Voters: 'Time to Get Tough with Israel'

By: Julia Gorin (C)
Submitted: May 26, 2009
Category: Political  
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Barack Obama

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Poll shows partisan divide on Middle East conflict (May 18)

80 percent of likely Obama voters were in total agreement with the phrase, “It’s time for the United States to get tough with Israel.”

The other 20 percent were the Dumb Jews who voted for him.


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Facebook Terrorists

By: Phil Murphy (C)
Submitted: May 19, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Facebook

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Israeli intelligence reported that Terror groups are using Facebook to recruit other potential terrorists.

Apparently they found this information out when they received an application for "Pick Your 5 Favorite Places to Bomb."


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""Mexican Flu""

By: Fido  (M)
Submitted: Apr 30, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Swine Flu

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The Israeli Health Minister announced that they have named the H1N1 virus (aka “swine flu”) “Mexican Flu” because swine are considered tref (unkosher) under Jewish law.  Insulted, the Mexican Ambassador to Israel protested the new name.  The Health Minister said he meant no offense, explaining that his ministry did not feel this strain should be consumed, but it could help around the garden.


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Israeli Looks for Commonality with Muslims & Finds it:Idiocy

By: Julia Gorin (C)
Submitted: Apr 29, 2009
Category: Political  
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Swine Flu

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Israeli official: Swine flu name offensive

JERUSALEM - The outbreak of swine flu should be renamed "Mexican" influenza in deference to Muslim and Jewish sensitivities over pork, said an Israeli health official Monday.

Deputy Health Minister Yakov Litzman said the reference to pigs is offensive to both religions and "we should call this Mexican flu and not swine flu," he [said]. 

How desperate does a Jew have to be to look for common ground with his killers -- by picking on a pig?

In response, however, a Muslim health official agreed, saying that the name "swine flu" is indeed offensive to Muslims, particularly since Jews are descended from pigs.

Meanwhile, as a Jew/pig, I consider the name suggested by Minister Litzman -- Mexican flu -- equally offensive, since I don't eat Mexicans.


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Iranian President Soils His Pants!

By: Shel Natowsky (C)
Submitted: Apr 20, 2009
Category: News  
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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

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Iranian President Soils His Pants!

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, denying the Holocaust and calling Israel a racist regime, today took a leak and a crap in his pants at a U.N conference on anti-racism. Several delegates had claimed that the Men's Room did not exist and would not let him leave the meeting room. Shit does happen!

                                                   

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