Years ago, I saw this bumper sticker that read "Christians aren't perfect, just forgiven".

 Why is there only a Christian themed bumper sticker? Why not recognize other denominations?

"Jews aren't perfect, that's why they're in therapy."

or "Islamic Fundamentalists aren't perfect, and that's just the women."?

When I heard about the new Islamic search engine, Imhalah.com, I had to give it a try. And sure enough, just as they promise, it only delivers search results that strictly comply with Islamic law. For instance, when I entered "Fuck Puppet", it returned 4,765,943 results for Die Infidels!

Ramadan, the holy month of Islam, began Saturday with Iraqis hoping for tranquility but fearful after recent attacks cutting off food supplies.

Looks like it will be a long month of eating Top Ramadan.

Everytime I search for pictures of the Suicide Girls my computer keeps returning pictures of Islamic Women with bombs strapped to them.

At one point Michael Jackson had a rabbi and was studying to become Jewish before deciding to convert to Islam. What a choice! It's like, "Hmm, do I want to be a Jew...or an anti-Semite? Jew, anti-Semite; Jew, anti-Semite..."

I guess in the end he decided that the latter was just more fun.

The Islamic militant group Hamas is now providing matchmaking services.  However, don't look for them to use as a jingle to promote their services the song "Matchmaker" from Fiddler on the Roof.

 Today Obama finished meeting with the Saudi king. Obama claimed it went well saying, "We both have a lot in common: We're both family men, we both want Middle East peace, and were both radical Islamic fundamentalists... Uh, wait, ignore that last part."

A slice of life, literally, from “moderate” Egypt as Muslims go hog wild on the country’s pigs: Pig cull YouTube video sparks outrage

…The clip posted by independent newspaper Al-Masri Al-Yom includes gory images of pigs being beaten with iron bars, piglets being stabbed and animals being kicked alive into bulldozer buckets...Although no case of swine flu has yet been detected on its territory, Egypt is the only country in the world to have decided to kill all its pigs, estimated to have numbered around 250,000 before the cull began.

In the video, Mohamed el-Mugharbil, deputy mayor of Kashkus near Cairo, describes how chemicals are also poured on animals caged in trucks, leading to a slow death…“Only the males are killed in accordance with the rules,” said journalist Heba Nasreddin, while “the piglets and sows are hit with an iron bar and left to bleed to death”.

For those who are fighting their urges to pour acid on their wives, girlfriends or sisters, the pigs are giving them an opportunity to get this out of their systems. Especially since pig flesh tears very similarly to human flesh (by virtue of pigs being descended from Jews), which is why pigs and Jews are used for all kinds of killing practice.

Other pictures obtained by AFP show pigs which have been disembowelled but whose throats have not been slit.

What a lovely place to holiday, Britons! Get your tickets now! After all, it's you they're practicing for.

UK Police Identify 200 Children as Potential Terrorists

Two hundred schoolchildren in Britain have been identified as potential terrorists by a police scheme that aims to spot youngsters who are "vulnerable" to Islamic radicalisation.

Where is Planned Parenthood when you need them? 

Then again, I think this is the plan. 

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran is highly angered that a character named 'The Ayatollah' appears in the Mickey Rourke film, 'The Wrestler' and that it insults Islam. Said Mickey, "That's great! I thought he'd slam me for being a shmuck over the past 20 years!"