Cemetery workers in Najaf, Iraq, have expressed ironic sorrow over the recent downturn in violence in that city. They admitted they had kind of grown accustomed to the income from the estimated 6,500 caskets a month that they sold. Those numbers have fallen to below 4,000 a month and many in the death industry around Najaf say they have suffered significant loss of business.  ***MARLAR: So now they’re selling discount AK-47’s. 

Thanks to USA bombing campain and US State Department program of free the Afghan. people, Afghain's do not have traffic problems. in facr they own just one vehicle for the whole land... I don;t know about you, but that looks like a hell of a lot more fun then stop and go traffic

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 The Iraqi journalist who threw a shoe at former President George W. Bush will be released early for good behavior.

However, this has lead to serious questions about the timing of the release. Such as, why didn't this happen sooner?

He is expected to be signed by the New York Mets.

He plans to test his arm at the next town hall meeting.

Ramadan, the holy month of Islam, began Saturday with Iraqis hoping for tranquility but fearful after recent attacks cutting off food supplies.

Looks like it will be a long month of eating Top Ramadan.

Reached at his bunker in Hell by CNN, Adolph Hitler said he was outraged by comparisons to George W. Bush and Barack Obama. "Those guys are lightweights," he fumed. "Bush is responsible for the deaths of maybe one million Iraqis, tops. I killed 26.6 million Russians, six million Jews and between 4.9 and 5.6 million Poles!" As for Obama, Hitler said, "Obama only wants to kill your granny. Hey, I actually killed your granny!"

But the troops rebelled and begged to be sent to Iraq. 

7 U.S. troops and a linguist, were wounded in an attack outside a local council meeting in northern Iraq Monday.  When a military spokesperson was asked to coment on the extent of the injuries, he noted "The injuries are not serious however, the linguist was rendered speechless."