President Barack Obama assured American Indians that they have a place  on his agenda, telling tribal leaders they deserve more from their government.   Tribal leaders told the President they need more funding for such things as education, health care, and slot machines.

The Philadelphia Phillies acquired Cliff Lee from Cleveland. Lee will feel at home, since the crack in the Liberty Bell is almost as big as the one in the Indians' franchise.

The Cleveland Indians have traded minor league pitcher John Meloan to the Tampa Bay Rays for righthander Winton Abreu. If you've heard of either of these players, you watch too much baseball.
 

Cleveland Indians manager Eric Wedge has lost 25 pounds this season. Probably from throwing up after watching Indians games.

I had some reservations about writing this joke.But since i'm a black Finlander I suppose its alright.Most people dont know this but the Indians are the inventors of the tooth brush,since if the white man invented it,it would surely be called the teeth brush.

The Cleveland Indians recently earned a rare victory after a ball deflected off a seagull. Thus making the seagull the best player on the Indians.

Cleveland owner Larry Dolan has been hospitalized following a mild heart attack. It was only a matter of time before he finally realized he owned the Indians.

Sunday's first victory of the season by the Cleveland Indians revealed the team's plan for keeping newly signed and often injured closer Kerry Wood healthy this year. Play lousy enough to have just one save opportunity every six games.

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The Cleveland Cavaliers finally lost a home game. Somehow, the Cleveland Indians have already lost one, too.

A spokesperson said the money would be used to rebuild roads, improve health care, and purchase new craps tables.