Mexico extradited 11 fugitives to the United States on Saturday, putting 2009’s total Mexico-to-U.S. extraditions at 100 — the highest yearly level ever. 

When asked for comment, Rush Limbaugh was quoted as saying: “So, is that what we’re calling illegal immigration now?” 

Two Saudi Al Qaeda Suspects doubling up on costumes were arrested at Tijuana entry to California. Immigration official had a sneaking GUT instinct something was wrong, This stuff they don't teach you in school, it is more of a instinct that we border guards have. .I knew something was wrong when I asked them their names and they answered me in Arabic.

A Halloween costume featuring an alien mask and fake green card is being criticized by immigration rights groups.  "We still expect it to make lots of money." said costume designer Lou Dobbs.

AP NEWS: Saddam Hussein mother was prevented from entering USA by custom officials. Reason officials stated "She is Butt Ugly." And we already passed the quota for uglies for the day.

Phoenix (AP) - Federal authorities told a high-profile Arizona sheriff Tuesday that they will investigate his department over allegations of discrimination and unconstitutional searches and seizures.
 
The U.S. Justice Department said in a letter to Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio that investigators will focus on alleged patterns of police discrimination based on national origin.
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A quick summary:  A legally elected U.S. citizen sheriff of a state bordering Mexico is being investigated for upholding immigration laws, and is being accused of unfairly targeting Hispanics!

Isn't that like a policeman being investigated for arresting bank robbers, and unfairly targeting people wearing masks, holding guns and sacks of money while leaving just-robbed banks?

(I know you left-wingers won't like this, so shoot me; wait, you don't believe in the right to bear arms....  ha ha)

Upon hearing that Barack Obama won the American election, hundreds of would-be undocumented workers approaching the U.S. border turned around and headed back to Mexico. Indeed, Obama’s plans to bankrupt the country are secretly his solution to unchecked immigration.