In a newly released book "Game Change", Sarah Palin says that her selection as the Vice-Presidential nominee of the Republican party was "God's plan." So.... God really does have a sense of humor!

Last month Italian Playboy / Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi met with Barack and Michele Obama during a visit to Rome . Berlusconi slipped up when he made a poor attempt at humor with a racial joke that obviously backfired . " Hey Barack, does your housekeeper do windows and floors too ? " With those big hands and strong arms maybe she can help me move some furniture around in my office  "

A new 2010 Cadi?  $75K

Tiger’s Caddy?   $1.27 Million

Tiger’s wife to “stay putt” in the marriage?  $80 Million

A gorgeous, faithful wife and two beautiful children?    Priceless

The latest trend for state fairs?  Banning the use of any trans-fats. Indiana and Washington are two states where it's already happened.  ***MARLAR: Because the last thing you need is for them to use trans-fats on your deep-fried Snickers bar.  That’d be bad for you.

What do you call the comedic stylings of someone who pokes fun at the inability to control their own bowel movements?
Self-Defecating Humor..