People are so obese,the earth has been thrown out of it's orbit.It is now revolving around a huge Krispy Kreme donut.

That day was long and hard and very difficult for the lawyer. He came home and the wife didn't say anything, just brought him dinner and left him alone.

After dinner, the lawyer went upstairs to take a bath and go to bed. His wife was listening to the radio, when the news said the Governor was commuting Wright's sentence to life imprisonment! 

Scientists are discussing the idea of creating a "space elevator". It would be a huge cable -- one end attached to the earth, and the other end attached to a satellite. Cargo and astronauts would ride up the cable into space, and unbelievably it would be cheaper and safer than rockets.  ***MARLAR: The downside to this plan is that you’re stuck in a tiny box for hours listening to instrumental Led Zeplin tunes.

Yeah as y'all know, the World Series gets underway tomorrow night.  And the New York Yankees and the Philadelphia Phillies are two teams that are similar in a lot of ways, really they are.  They do have one HUGE, CONTROVERSIAL, AND DISGUSTING thing separating them, though.  It's called NEW JERSEY.

Octomom Natalie Suliman has a  crush on Jon Gosselin.They were reportedly huge Shoe hunting in Brentwood.

   Taller man breaks his nose; shorter one gets a huge knot on his forehead.

   What just happened?

   Two guys walked into a bar.

NASA scientists have just discovered an enormous ring around Saturn.  "It's incredibly huge...it almost approaches the size of that ring we found back in 2002, when we figured out how to spread apart Kirstie Alley's ass!"

Iranian scientists have been closely studying Sandra Bullock films.They claim she knows exactly how to make huge bombs. 

Patricia Arquette had a huge smile on her face.I told her to wipe that smile off your face,and slapped her hard.So that's my story of striking a happy medium.

Gender tests revealed the 8 foot tall South African gold metal winner to be a man . Caster's father claims his child is really a Hermaphrodite while most doctors agree Semenya is more of a Him-maphrodite . " That would explain the huge bulge between Caster's legs that resembled a roll of  Tar-Paper , "  said the amazed female runner who finished a distant second place .