Dr. Conrad Murray is now charged with manslaughter in the death of Michael Jackson. As he was escorted into the courthouse, someone from the crowd shouted "murderer". It turned out that the guy shouting was Republican member Joe Wilson.

Just as Miami's hotels, restaurants and retail stores are seeing a bump in business for one of the biggest sporting events of the year, law enforcement and social service agencies say they are also witnessing a spike in trafficking of underage sex workers.

As a result, volunteers are out in force in Miami, Florida, this Super Bowl weekend to try to try to get teenage girls off the streets… by moving them into Charlie Sheen's house. 

The Obama administration after repeatedly being accused of being out of touch with America by Glenn Beck and others was asked about any connection between global warming and record snowfall in Washington, a White House spokesman replied simply, 'what snow?'

Rush Limbaugh has pounced on Rahm Emanuel's "retarded" blunder and is using the same offensive term to bludgeon his enemies on the left.

"Our political correct society is acting like some giant insult has taken place by calling a bunch of people who are retards, retards," Limbaugh said on the show.

After 100 years, five crates of whisky belonging to North Pole explorer Ernest Shakelton have been discovered. Scientists said they'll either donate them to a museum. Or Rip Torn’s house. 

A Tennessee sheriff's deputy arrested on a drunken driving charge wound up in a dog house before he was taken to the big house. The Kingsport Times-News reported the details of a Tennessee Highway Patrol arrest report, which said 47-year-old Samuel Monroe Bledsoe was kicking the windows of a trooper's cruiser on his way to a hospital for a blood test.  The report said Bledsoe was then locked inside the cruiser's K-9 cage for his safety. Bledsoe was free Wednesday on $1,500 bond. ***MARLAR: Which is $10,500 in dog money.

Today I was watching ABC News when they brought my attention to a story of a Young College Student named Meghan Shaea who was presented as a person with the "talent" of  "speaking backwards easily". Now I don't know about you, but the high school where I came from they put these people in a "special" room with other "special" people that shared similar traits! Such as, down syndrome, retardation, incestuous by-products with super low IQ's (I'm from ga), and you guessed it "Dyslexia"!!

So for arguments sake, lets pretend that the you, me, and the rest of the world excluding ABC has never heard of this learning disorder that in this case has manifested into the ability to speak backwards! Lets just focus in on the word "talent" and forget all about learning disabilities for a minute. Assuming that she is the only person in the world that can speak this way.. how the hell is it a talent? Who the fck is she going to translate for, Boonhouser from King of the Hill, Fat Alberts friend Mushmouth, Gleek from The Wonder twins, or maybe even Kenny from South Park?? On the bright side, all those douche bags that took French in High School instead of Spanish, only to find out that girls don't "Dig" French and that French people stink, will have someone to laugh at now!!