The board described the Japanese film as "unrelenting humiliation, brutality, and sadism."  Japanese film producers acknowledged it was perhaps a mistake to make a documentary about US town hall  meetings.

The longest solar eclipse of the century took place Wednesday across Asia.   Because an eclipse is considered unlucky in India, thousands swarmed the Ganges River to “cleanse their souls”.  During this cleansing ritual, an 80 year old woman was killed and 8 other seriously injured in a scene that was described in horror by one witness as “a stampede-like situation”.   In a related story, three virgins were sacrificed in a neighboring village to help expel the bad luck brought on by a thunder storm. 

In addition to 50 concerts, Michael Jackson had also agreed to reprise the role of  " Dr. Frank 'n Futer " in the remake of the 1975 classic  " The Rocky Horror Picture Show. "   Michael was so excited about being chosen for the part,  " I don't even have to wear makeup ! "  he was heard saying  .  ......  Long time friend Miko Brando begged Jackson to use his influence to get him the the part of  " Eddie - Ex Delivery Boy " in the same movie . ..... Original actors Tim Curry and Meat Loaf were not available for comment .

Got an idea for a new HBO program.. A 1/2 hour horror show that centers around South Central L.A. gang life.
Tentative title..."Tales From The Crips".. 

 A Japanese company is now advertising a new literary experience — a horror story printed on toilet paper.
Of course if you want to create your own horror story on toilet paper, just eat at Taco Bell and wait an hour.

I was watching a horror movie with my buddy, and these kids are in the house with the killer and my buddy goes:

"Man! I would be so out of there..."

haha and so I pointed out:

"Yeah, and that's why no Hollywood exec would spend money to make your horror movie. They dont make movies... horror or otherwise... about a group of teen-agers that all make good decisions."

“Friday the 13th” opened to a 45 million-dollar box office over President’s Day weekend, killing the competition and setting a record for the horror genre. I guess people are tired of the daily Islamic violence out there, and craved something a touch less gruesome.

via People.com 

Drew Peterson, an innocent until proven guilty man, whose 4th wife disappeared, and whose 3rd wife was found dead in a bath tub, is giving love another chance.  He's getting hitched again, and his bride to be is all of 23 years old.

Ya know... every time I watch a horror movie, I aways find it hard to believe that anyone could be dumb enough to stick around in a house that has some dude killing people in it.  Well, I guess these idiots really do exist.  I'm sure if you asked her, she'd say, "You guys don't know him like I do... he's really sweet... and we watch CSI together.  It's like his favorite show."

Technically Drew is still not divorced from his missing 4th wife, but she is more than welcome to show up at the wedding during the "if anyone objects" part. 

My cousin recently got married and she had some of the worst wedding toasts ever. One of the groomsmen gets up and says, "Funny story about Darryl, when we were in college and living together I decided to play a prank on him to make him think me and the rest of the roommates got murdered. So I cut the power, put spagetti sauce everywhere, and tied everyone up. When he came in screaming it was so funny....." He laughed as everyone else looke on in utter horror. This groomsmen's only friends now are his cellmates though. He is currently being held without bail due to an Amber alert prank he staged at a christening.