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Alex Schubert
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John Daly

By: Alex Schubert (C)
Submitted: Feb 3, 2010
Category: Sports  
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John Daly

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Why did John Daly have to go to Hooters to get drunk?  Doesn't he get the Hooters experience every time he takes off his shirt?


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More it's so hot

By: Jules Bui (M)
Submitted: Jan 26, 2010
Category: News  
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Mark Sanford

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It's so hot today the servers at Hooters hid ice in their chests

It was so hot today Governor Mark Sanford traded in his mistress for a penguin.

It was so hot today Lorena Bobbitt traded her knife in for an ice pick.

It was so hot today that Monica Lewinsky finally admitted it was her sweat stain.

It was so hot today, thieves broke into a bank and stole all the fans.

It's so hot today, even the recipe for ice was published in all Polish newspapers.


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Wizards Shoot 44%

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Jan 13, 2010
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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Washington Wizards

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The Washington Wizards shot only 44 percent in a surprising loss to the Detroit Pistons. Probably because all their best shooters are suspended.


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TIGER'S AWARDS

By: BIG DOG (M)
Submitted: Dec 17, 2009
Category: Sports  
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Tiger Woods

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 Woods was selected Wednesday as the Athlete of the Decade by members of the Associated Press.

He was also selected on Thursday as the Manwhore of the Century by Hooters international. 


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5 Gunmen Sought In Ohio Bar Shootout: No One Hurt

By: Kevin Fitzgerald (C)
Submitted: Oct 12, 2009
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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Ohio

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5 Shooters completely missed everything? I suspect the Knicks. 


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Sarah Palin Sleepwalking

By: Terry Tyller (M)
Submitted: Aug 17, 2009
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Sarah Palin

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According to Golf.com, golfer John Daly now says that whole incident at a North Carolina Hooters could have been avoided if only his friends had known that when he’s tired, stressed and drunk he tends to sleep with eyes open. Sort of like someone in a coma. Upon hearing this former Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin admitted that she to suffers from the same affliction. In fact, she confessed that she was asleep during the entire Katie Couric interview

 

 


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Obama's Schedule For First Full Day As President (Jan 21)

By: Shel Natowsky (C)
Submitted: Jan 20, 2009
Category: News  
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Barack Obama

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Obama's Schedule For First Full Day As President (Jan 21)

7:00 AM            Cabinet assembles; bagels, lox, and cream cheese from Manny's Kosher. Read daily Presidential Briefing, then go around room and introduce yourself.

8:00 AM            Sort out World Affairs. Assign priorities and Cabinet members responsible. Give due dates. Describe unflinching groundings, if deadlines missed.

10:00 AM           Pick-up game of basketball with Rahm Emanuel. Handicap him for being a shrimp at 5'4"

11:00 AM           Read/sort e-mail--- save hard copies of congratulatory letters.

12:00-1:00 PM   Lunch at Hooters; go with Biden, and Hillary.

1:00-5:00 PM     Interview White House Interns (Michelle must approve all).

Rest of day is dinner with Michelle and planning national/global strategies for tomorrow's Cabinet meeting. Gloat! 

          

 

 

 


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John Daly Shoots 62

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Nov 24, 2008
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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John Daly

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John Daly shot a bogey-free 62 in the final round of the Hong Kong Open.  At least that's what they told him when he woke up at Hooters.


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Daly Excuses Hooters

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Nov 4, 2008
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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John Daly

58 Jokes

John Daly claims the night he spent in jail for passing out at a Hooters was just a simple misunderstanding. Apparently he meant to pass out at White Castle.


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John Daly Jailed

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Oct 30, 2008
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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John Daly

58 Jokes

John Daly was held overnight in a North Carolina jail after passing out at a Hooters. Daly was allegedly crushed when he was told his chest was too big to work there.


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