Do ya think a homosexual male was ever presented by a potential suiter with equipment so large that he was scared straight?

Well do ya?

Hawaii football coach Greg McMackin has apologized for comparing Notre Dame to homosexuals. He didn't mean to insult homosexuals.

The God's Way Family Church in Monroe County Indiana has decided to install indoor plumbing - a modernization the church never felt was necessary. The church director believes this drastic change will be a “test of faith for his flock.”  The church’s ten year plan for modernization also includes the acknowledgement of evolution, dinosaurs and homosexuality.    

Diana Ross canceled plans to attend the ceremony for Jackson when she learned that most of the people attending the service were not going to be White Homosexual Males  **** Diana Ross is also on the " No Fly List " after beating the crap out of a security inspector at London Heathrow Airport 10 years ago !  

The nominees for the annual" Scumbag Of The Year " are :  1) Bernie Madoff . He bilked friends and fellow Jews out of their millions , ruining many lives while never losing a night's sleep ! ......   2)  Mahmoud Ahmadinejad . He stole the Iranian Presidential Election , causing millions to protest in the streets of Tehran, resulting in hundreds of deaths and thousands of broken heads . ... 3) North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-ll . He revived his country's nuclear program and continues firing longer ranged missiles at the West, while thumbing his nose at Obama ....... 4)  Joe Jackson , father of Michael Jackson . Less than an hour after his son's death he was out on the street shamelessly hawking Jacko memorabilia, t-shirts, records, and cd's . Joe plans to charge loyal fans $25 a head to view the body during the funeral this weekend ! ....... 5)   Perez Hilton, .. This obnoxious homosexual blogger creep, single handedly destroyed Carrie Prejean's ( Miss California ) chance of becoming Miss USA and ultimately being stripped of her Miss California title .................. .... The envelope please ..... Our  " 2009 SCUMBAG OF THE YEAR AWARD  " Goes to .........." Mr Joe Jackson "......   Congratulations Joe !!  ...............................................................................( kascha & whitney )  

In a recent sermon, Pastor Manning denounced Barack Obama as being a devil, coming from a white trash mama and being a closeted homosexual. Pastor Manning then went on to challenge Obama to a Hardcore Match at Summerslam. 

The New York State Psychiatric Institute is spending 400,000 dollars to study homosexual habits.  Because of recent subway fare hikes it now cost less to study homosexuals in Argentina then it costs to study them on Christopher Street.  

...Author Alex Haley's grandchildren are writing a sequel to the best selling book "Roots"...the new book will deal with a previously unknown homosexual branch of the Haley family who remained behind in Africa....the new book will be called "Froots."

A high school principal in Southern California canceled a school production of Rent to prevent portrayals of homosexual characters. Hopefully she'll accept my puppet show alternative, Avenue Q. Nothing says wholesome, non-gay fun more than an acting troupe singing with their hands shoved up the back of a same-sex muppet.

The Vatican said that candidates for the Catholic priesthood should undergo psychological tests to screen out heterosexuals unable to control their sexual urges, as well as those with strong homosexual tendencies—or, as they’re more commonly known, “people.”