The World Meteorological Organization is running out of assigned names for hurricanes.  ***MARLAR: How is that possible?  Do they not read the Hollywood baby announcements?  We could use the names Scout, Rumor, Dweezel, Moon Unit and Apple!

   Overheard at a Hollywood cocktail party:  "Look, I'm really trashed, so I'll just put it out there--have we been married before?" 

A tearful David Letterman announced on his show just how sorry he was to everyone who was hurt by his scandalous sexual indiscretions that became public headlines recently .  " It was so much fun to screw around with my girls until I got caught . That blackmailer guy ruined everything for me . "  " Anyway, i plan to give all the people i wronged a special gift for Christmas . A 5% pay increase and a $500 gift card to Fredericks of Hollywood , plus another $500 gift card for Victoria's Secret ! " ..........................................................................(kascha/whitney)

Hollywood has come to the defense of Roman Polanski.Whoopi Goldberg said that what he did wasn't "rape-rape"; Anjelica Huston said the 13-year-old he molested seemed like "one of those little chicks" who could be 25; and Debra Winger said the whole thing is ancient history and "we look forward to the release of his next masterpiece."

How about if for his next masterpiece he sticks it in your ass this time, Bitches? How’d that be for a release? Go frame that.

After a year long struggle Patrick Swayze has finally signed on for the sequel to Ghost. 

Hollywood Headliner reports that "longtime chimp friend of Michael Jackson, Bubbles, died suddenly last Monday and was secretly buried alongside the deceased superstar. The ape was even rumored to be wearing the famous white glove!"

Alyssa Milano has married Hollywood agent David Bugliari. The marriage will have it's first big test when rosters expand in September.

After a 20 year absence, Pee-Wee Herman is returning to the Hollywood stage he first began his career on. Apparently, the restraining order has been lifted.

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