Richie was visited by her friend Paris Hilton who coincidentally has also spent lots of time flat on her back.

Police immediately ruled out as suspects George Bush, Paris Hilton, and any resident of Kentucky.

Even though many of her items were recently returned after her home had been burglarized last year, Paris Hilton feels “very, very violated” from the experience, says her younger sister.

Seriously? After all these years you’d think that Paris had become accustomed to being violated.

Still, Nicky Hilton remains in disbelief that such a crime even took place. Her sister, she says, “lives in a gated community with supposed state of the art security.”

C’mon, Nicky! A security system is useless when your sister is always leaving her backdoor wide open for everyone? 

What's the difference between a prison inmate and Paris Hilton.... Ask each one what a C-Block is and you'll get two different answers...

Rumor has it Rosie O'Donnell and wife Kellie Carpenter may be heading for splitsville . Rosie admitted she had a feeling once they made gay marriage legal this would happen ....  In other news, the producer of  Paris Hilton's Best Friend Forever show have offered Rosie O'Donnell her own reality series next season .  Some possible titles for the show are  " Who Wants To Marry An Obese Obnoxious Lesbian " or  " The Dykes Next Door  " and finally ...  " The Rosie O'Donnell Bad Butch Needs A Hot Bitch Show  "

...Invent Tech, a leading invention patent company, has listed the 3 dumbest inventions ever.  The 3rd dumbest invention is the Spartees' Five-Day Live-In Diaper Suit, followed by the Flowbee Haircutting System.  The dumbest invention of all time remains Paris Hilton's invention of solar-powered windshield wipers.  

Hasbro has announced 2 new versions of the popular board game Clue.  First is Clue: Secrets & Spies, an updated version of the original game.  The 2nd is Clue: Less, where Paris Hilton tries to find her way around her mansion. 

Wolf Blitzer asked Mayumi Heene what her future plans were after this latest scheme to attract media attention was over . " Mayumi, you appear to be rather shy, talentless, and dim-witted, where do you go from here ? " inquired Blitzer .  Mayumi replied, " Wolf, I am already auditioning for a new reality show , " Paris Hilton's North Korean BFF . "

A new Travelocity survey says that smelly passengers, coughing passengers and "passengers of size" are amongst the worst people to be sitting next to in the air.  ***MARLAR: Directly after people sitting next to you asking you to take a poll.

People magazine named her the "Sexiest Woman Ever Held in Captivity," edging out Patty Hearst and Paris Hilton.